Why no Manos?

[Svperstar]

Why isn't Mano The Hands of Fate reviewed on Badmovies.org? Having read a lot of these bad movie pages over the years Manos is high enough profile I figured it would be reviewed

I got my my non-mst3k copy in a few days ago from http://www.somethingweird.com/staralpha.asp?Letter=M&offset=25

Anyway this movie is horrible as I have heard and is a tie for the worst movie ever with They(http://us.imdb.com/Title?0071666) and Orgy of The Dead(http://us.imdb.com/Title?0054240)

I can't believe they finished filming this crappy movie, anyone else seen it?

[Flangepart]

Does a duck float? Of corse they do. I had a duck float once, delichious, but i kept getting the feathers stuck in my straw. But, seriously, if Manos had hands of fate, why did he have to have Torgo as an assistant? Coulden't he have whiped up some one more pleasing to the eye, and likely nose as well?  Why, Ann B. Davis would have kept the masters cloths clean, and still have kept those pesky outsiders in their place. Most likely a shallow grave out back. And speaking of out back, what if Manos had been Austrailian? He could have put more then as shrimp on the barbi, and the accent would have been more presentable to the average bride of Manos. Chicks come running for the savory taste of Paul Hogan...or Paul Hogey...or Paul Hogey-carmichael......what ever floats yer turnip, Mate. And speaking of mateing, on of my favorite activites, i think the meaning of "Hands of fate" has more to do with forplay then fore play, although in sex as in golf technique and a good grip are paramount. Paramount, or any other Vodka, for that matter. You know, i haven't stopped wrihting since i sat down at this computer, i must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle, so i must be off...was there ever a doubt?...and bid you fare well, and remember, insanity is more of a blessing then then a curse, espchualy if you run in the same circles my dog does. Take that!  (runs off singing Hooray for Capt. Spalding.)

[Heather]

Torgo rocks! It's true. In fact, I think he was much cooler than the Master. People can say what they want about "Manos" but I would still much rather see it than "Dracula 2000." I think "Manos" is so bad that it transcends normal badness, and goes into another level. It is fascinatingly bad. Though I do wish Hal P. Warren wouldn't have dubbed over most of the actors, including the actor who played Torgo.

-Heather

[C. Hill]

You have either completely lost your mind, or are completely intoxicated.  If the latter is true, can I have some of whatever it is?

[TrekZilla3K]

Manos is truly painful to endure without the help of MST3K.
We should make Osama watch it over and over FOREVER!!

[Flangepart]

Dear Sir, Madam, or sentiant lifeform. Its a natural talent, lubricated by copious amounts of B-movies and aversion to real life. I suggest you study your Marksist philosopy, (Groucho 101), and apply as needed. You can't go wrong...well, actualy, you'll go quite wrong, but you'll have fun doing it!