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« on: October 12, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »
After many years of breaking public and private property, the Kool-Aid Man has been put away in place where he cannot break through.  Despite this, he gets many vistors every day.
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 05:30:09 PM »
"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 07:03:25 PM »
"Oh yeah! Ooooooffff........Damn Plexiglas..."
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 08:08:13 PM »
30 years ago, the Kool-Aid Man was convicted of conspiring with Jim Jones to kill off Jonestown cult members with cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.  He is still serving a life sentence in a plexiglass cell at a grade school.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 09:18:02 PM »
Little the did the girls know, there was human blood inside him. 
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 10:16:38 PM »
Who knew the Kool-Aid man would star in a remake of Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontillado? 
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2009, 11:40:44 PM »
So that's the movie Im searching for! Kool-Aid Man's version of Cask of Amontillado. jk Twirling

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 11:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 12, 2009, 05:30:09 PM
"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



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Was that coomment inappropraite because of the kids.

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 11:58:06 PM »
Quote from: InformationGeek on October 12, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

Even though he was quarantined, reuniting with his long lost daughters was emotional for Kool Aid. 

"When each of their mothers said "Oh YEAH!", I just thought they liked the taste!"

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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 09:27:44 PM »
Girls:  "Mommy if we drink him, does he die?"
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 08:23:16 AM »
SCIENCE FAIR WINNERS: Sisters Sidnie, Britnie and Typhanie Smyth stand next to their prize-winning catch. The girls hypothesized that by feigning thirst, they could lure Kool-Aid Man into their Lexan mascot trap, which was camouflaged with simulated brick. The girls will go on to the national competition in June. (AP)
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 12:17:03 PM »


Kids standing in front of the perfectly preserved, long extinct Kool-Aid Man (Homo Koolaidius Grande Assinus).
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2009, 03:07:45 AM »
Let me Out!!! (Bangs on glass)
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