Things You've Learned From Cartoons

[Psycho Circus]

You can be removed from this earthly realm by use of an eraser, but still be able to "draw" yourself back into reality.

[Doggett]

The theme tune will be better than any live action programme.

[Psycho Circus]

The tears of a child can actually flood a room.

[Doggett]

When dinosaurs and cadillacs combine, common sense goes out the window !

[Psycho Circus]

You never have to pay for hamburgers...

[thenetwork]

•  There are only certain animals and motorized vehicles in the world that can not only leave a single trail of flames on the road, but can also lift asphalt off the ground for a few seconds if moving at extreme speeds.

•  You can drop a letter in a mailbox and within seconds receive what you had ordered by special delivery.

•  Falling trees always fall in the direction you are running, and are always tall/long enough to do damage.

•  Many cartoon characters in the 50's 60's and 70's lived in a different house with different furniture in every show.

•  Many cartoon people only had one set of clothes, yet can afford to buy or wear costumes or disguises for quick needs.

•  In many cases, you either had to be in a band, or sing bubble-gum music to be able to solve crimes.

[Psycho Circus]

Mattresses are actually living creatures that dwell in caves and prey on puffins

[retrorussell]

When accidentally running past a door you meant to enter, you must hop on one leg a few times, then go through the door.

I'm giving you an Oscar nomination for mentioning this one!

Thanks Burgo!

More:

Villians can be completely fooled if you put on even a thin disguise.
ACME products are not to be trusted.
Cartoon rabbits are the biggest smarta**es.
Lions and pumas are generally intensely stupid.
Despite cats being much larger, more dangerous, faster, etc. than mice, they still take a beating trying to catch them.

[BTM]

-The object you need (or are going) to use is always significantly lighter than the similar objects behind/next to it.

-Sacks, boxes and other items can store way more objects than their size would suggest.

-Painting a door on a solid surface will magically create said door, but only for certain people (namely, not you.)

-There's rabbit season, duck season, and then, after several switches back and forth, you get Elmer season.

-Martians only need a little bit of water to grow.

-Make sure you've got your directions right, especially when it comes to being near Albuquerque.

-A powerful stench can even affect inanimate objects (clocks, machinery, even paintings.)

[WingedSerpent]

Anything you need is usally just off camera-you simply need to reach over and grab it.

Coyotes are indestructable-but still get damaged.

Crows wear trench coats and speak with italian accents.

Vampire ducks can be brought back to life once every hundred years-just make sure you don't use substitions in the process.

Frogs can drive space ships and have catipillars for pets.

[El Misfit]

there is a plant that wants to take over the world

[HappyGilmore]

I learned that Anvil's are really easy to find, and make a good object to throw at birds.

[InformationGeek]

There are companies that deliever to the middle of the desert for coyotes.

There are some places worse than Village of the Damned and Silent Hill. (When They Cry)

[venomx]

There are companies that deliever to the middle of the desert for coyotes.

Good one!

[The Burgomaster]

* An explosion can cause an animal's spots to fall off (but don't worry . . . they will magically reappear moments later).

* Everyone has a sign that says "Help" (and they usually produce it from behind their back when they are falling off a cliff).

* The only type of cheese that exists is swiss cheese with holes in it.

* If there is a train track running through hundreds of miles of desert, you'll never see a train until you step onto the tracks . . . then it will appear out of nowehere and flatten you.