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« Reply #75 on: April 29, 2010, 09:10:48 AM »

There are two kinds of animals: those that walk upright and speak, and those that do not. It is common for the talking ones to keep the others as pets or livestock.
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« Reply #76 on: April 30, 2010, 05:51:24 PM »

Baby white camels can drive a car,Alien villians ether had sharp pointy teeth or facial deformities,birds often had only two front toes or oversized feet,Chickens get super powers by drinking from martini glasses
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« Reply #77 on: April 30, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »

Never run indoors; you may end up in a bizarre dimension that consists of a never-ending hall and repetitive decor.
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« Reply #78 on: May 02, 2010, 08:36:11 PM »

A horse can wear a ten gallon hat a bandana a gun belt and use a six shooter and his partner is a donkey wearing a sombero a bandana and can also use a six shooter as well,By pulling a leaver a lady can apply makeup without taking her hands off the wheel,
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« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2010, 12:36:30 AM »

When the worlds strongists flea gets annoyed his handlebar mostcache strieghtens out and he drags mean bulldogs through tiny little knotholes
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« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2010, 01:01:15 AM »

If a freighten great dane jumps on you youll get knocked clean accross a room,you can live on a primative planet and still be able to pilot a space ship,Gorillas can wear pants a hat and suspenders but no shirt,Lions can be practile jokers,Pigeons have short tempers at times
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« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2010, 07:21:18 AM »

Some hyenas don't laugh and are clinically depressed.
There are usually just two types of gangsters: one that's short and tough and one that's big and stupid.
Pleasant scents become sentient and physically guide you to the source.
Dr. Jeckyll's formula will turn you into a giant monster, whether you're human, rabbit or bird.
Snake-charming works on rope, too.
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« Reply #82 on: May 15, 2010, 01:52:51 AM »

A cat can use a frying pan amd a eggbeater as a lifeboat,French wolves try to change the way others look upon them,Little yellow and green duckling as well as little lambs have big dogs to protect them,There were super heros in the prehistoric days to,
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« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2010, 04:05:50 PM »

Frenchmen are very romantic but when they start kissing they get carried away,Englishmen speak in cockty accents,Russians always invented it first,Mexican mice are realy fast,theres hundreds of ways to catch a roadrunner none of them work,The wealthists boy in the world is polite but his reletives brag a lot,If little yellow birds hide in a mad scientists labratory they will eventiualy turn into giant monster birds,Back in the prehistric times the swallows were so big they were called swallows becuase that what theyll do to you when they catch you,If someone hit the ground they always leave big holes in the ground,If a crook steals portible holes to commit crimes he will eventiualy end up in prison when he uses the very last one to escape the police
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« Reply #84 on: May 28, 2010, 01:49:35 AM »

Big green sea serpents protect little boys wearing beanie caps,Its called a CROWS NEST becuase crows live in them,Little hawks can drag around great big roosters,Cats,dogs and even mice can be partners,The sidekick is better at catching the bad guy then the hero is,Blue eagles can swim underwater,Cartoon cowboys almost always sounded like JOHN WAYNE,You can disassenble your hot-rod and convert it into any kind of racer,A gun can fire continiusly without running out of bullets,
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« Reply #85 on: May 28, 2010, 11:52:22 AM »

In years past, it was a common practice to make houses very long, and decorate them with identical furniture at regular intervals.
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« Reply #86 on: May 30, 2010, 11:14:30 AM »

Many cartoon charitures exhail helium,Ants can lift 50 times their own weight super ants can left even more,A bird can lose his feathers and still fly,A cartoon rabbit can get his profile traced in bulletholes twice,Crows are realy,realy smart,Someone can be run over by up to ten cars and live,Flying squirrels and carrier pigeons often wore aviator helmets,By pulling a lever or pushing a button your racecar can convert into any mode of transportation a FLYING CARPET ON WHEELS,A POGOSTICK,A VACUM CLEANER,A MOTER CYCLE etc
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« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2010, 11:54:24 PM »

Some dragons have alergies to daisies,Some kings loyal guards named YIPPIE,YAPPIE & YAHOOOYIYIYIYIYI are more hazerous to the king,Gophers are fasinated by vegtable factories,Some rescues can be preformed with a basketball,chopsticks and a yoyo,Chicken pox was created by evil contaminated chickens that escaped from a top secret goverment lab and they break into little kids homes and peck them while their asleep and when kids scratch they turn into evil contaminated chickens,
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« Reply #88 on: June 06, 2010, 07:50:21 PM »

To see a invisible monster paint it,some koalas are very fast,a airplane propellars can be used to slice cold-cuts,Bald guys that are hunters pronounce their Rs AND Ls like Ws .
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« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2010, 01:05:04 AM »

Pygmies worship the airplane but are afrraid of helicopters and their not warm and freindly people,Vutltures are scared of thunderstorms it makes the squawk and flap their wings a lot,Most ghosts are monters was someone in disguise,When frieghtened some dogs turn invisible,If you move a clocks hands to midnight a revolutionary war ghost and his cat will appear,Some turtles are good at sword play,Fortyfoot great white sharks can live outside the water and can run on their tailfins and sound like curly
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