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« Reply #90 on: June 11, 2010, 08:34:57 AM »

There is some kind of wormhole or other spatial anomaly just under Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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Hi there!

« Reply #91 on: June 11, 2010, 01:41:06 PM »

what ever you do, take that left turn in Albuquerque

yeah no.
« Reply #92 on: June 13, 2010, 12:40:18 AM »

Woodpeckers can do morris code.Use a bazooka when hunting pteranadons,Everybody is afraid of 40 foot purple gorillas,Some gorrilas and very civilized and can read books,If you want to get someone out of a giant clam tell it a joke,Some lions are hard of hearing,To look like you riding in a limosine just sit on the fender on the other side,Bannana peels can cuase a car to skid,A tazmanian devil travel by twirling around like a mini tornado and even sharks are afraid of them,Some birds hatch out of a egg fully developed,Police once used streetside phones
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« Reply #93 on: June 16, 2010, 11:56:21 AM »

A depressed Tazmanian Devil will eat a violin,Wives are often large and dominate and husbands are small and meek,The magic words for levetating are SIM,SIM SALA BIM,a LITTLE BIRD CAN KICK A GREAT WHITE SHARK OUT OF A TREE,
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« Reply #94 on: June 30, 2010, 01:03:15 AM »

Pilots will ALWAYS safety eject from their helicopters BEFORE they explode.

Trained military men and ruthless terrorists can't hit ANYTHING (and the inexplicably use laser guns instead of conventional weapons, even though the show seems to take place in close to modern times.)

You can knock people out with a swift blow to the head, and not have to worry about concussion or any long term damage.

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« Reply #95 on: June 30, 2010, 02:31:26 AM »

France has skunks.  They are known to have exceptional libidos.  They easily are attracted to cats.  Small roosters are exceptionally intelligent.  It is impossible to die from many causes including explosions, firearms and alcohol poisoning.  Large bulldogs are gullible for kittens.  Angels and saints are incapable of understanding mid 20th century American slang.  In Dallas, America's first criminal was a caveman dinosaur rustler and he lives to this day.  Canada has vast hot dog fields.  It is possible to sneak into Canada claiming you are a "UN Wiener Inspector".  Speaking of Canada and Ren and Stimpy references, Canada has an elite corp of Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.  Kids enjoy a toy that is nothing more then a log. 

Ah, the good old days.
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