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« Reply #240 on: May 19, 2011, 10:25:59 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello I'm looking for ass measurments for a South African underwear line
You: could you give me yours
Stranger: HI
Stranger: SORRY,Iím Chinese
You: I need  you to measure using a tape measure from all points
You: Oh, s**t...you guys dont have asses do you
You: I'm afraid you just wont do
You: do you have a friend nearby with a larger ass
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« Reply #241 on: May 19, 2011, 10:29:05 PM »

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You: hello
You: I'm from the Moses Underwear company
Stranger: wow
Stranger: is amazing
You: you undoubtedly have a small penis correct?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have a bigest
You: yes, for a two year old
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 10 m
You: but getting back on track...how can we make a pair of underwear to comfortably fit your twig like penis
Stranger: you so freak
Stranger: i said
Stranger: not two
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings friend, I'm from the Moses Underwear company of South Africa

Stranger: asl
You: Does your crotch smell?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi there!  I work for the Moses Underwear company of South Africa!

Stranger: Neat.
You: May I ask a few questions of you my friend?
Stranger: I have enough underwear.
You: Oh but not the Trevor line!
You: We offer undies that will conceal even the most rancid of flatus!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Keep on trollin', stranger
Stranger: ~♥
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« Reply #242 on: May 20, 2011, 02:22:49 AM »

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You: hello
You: I'm from the Moses Underwear company  Smile
Stranger: wow
Stranger: is amazing
You: you undoubtedly have a small penis correct?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have a bigest
You: yes, for a two year old
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 10 m
You: but getting back on track...how can we make a pair of underwear to comfortably fit your twig like penis  Buggedout
Stranger: you so freak Twirling
Stranger: i said
Stranger: not two
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings friend, I'm from the Moses Underwear company of South Africa  TeddyR TeddyR

Stranger: asl
You: Does your crotch smell? Buggedout
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi there!  I work for the Moses Underwear company of South Africa! BounceGiggle

Stranger: Neat.
You: May I ask a few questions of you my friend?
Stranger: I have enough underwear. TongueOut
You: Oh but not the Trevor line! Buggedout
You: We offer undies that will conceal even the most rancid of flatus!  Buggedout TeddyR
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Keep on trollin', stranger
Stranger: ~♥
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I guess that particular company has a range of Burning Bush undies.  Thumbup Wink
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« Reply #243 on: May 20, 2011, 07:31:39 AM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello. Im 19 m, russia. And you?
You: 6 years old next day!
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Stranger: Hi
You: I'm an underwear model!
Stranger: You a guy?
Stranger: or a girl?
You: take your pick'
Stranger: Guy
You: wrong!!!
Stranger: So you are a girl
You: 20 F
Stranger: 18 f
You: tell me, what kind of underwear?
Stranger: tback
Stranger: Thongs
You: I'm the South African Underwear
Stranger: what's that
You: I'm part of the Trevor Moses Skidmarks Underwear Company
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, whats up
You: What time is it?
Stranger: 830
You: to answer your question, the ceiling is up!
Stranger: is your cock up too?
You: I have a vagina!
Stranger: grosssssss
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« Reply #244 on: May 20, 2011, 07:05:08 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: horny f?
You: Ho Ho Ho
You: Are you a Good Boy or Girl?
Stranger: perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: gay 17 male usa lookin for fun ;)
You: Silver Bells
You: Silver Bells
You: It's Christmas time again
You: ...in the city...
You: Make them sing...ring a ding...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hiya
You: Hey there
Stranger: How're you?
You: Pretty dang fine I'd say
You: How are you today?
Stranger: I'm doing well. :)
You: Is it nice there?
You: The weather that is...
Stranger: It's blue skys and rather warm
Stranger: skies*
You: Sounds lovely like a maiden in spring
Stranger: It's a bit warm for my liking.
Stranger: I'm more of a winter person.
You: Yeah you like it cold so your nibbles become erect?
You: nipples I meant
Stranger: That's awkward
You: Yeah really...anyways I don't like shovelling snow...
You: But there's something appealing about a lost horizon.........
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I enjoy the cold weather.
Stranger: It's more fun to snuggle in a blanket in the cold then to sit by a fan inthe heat.
You: Yeah I suppose that's true...getting all sweaty and drippy and sticky...and swollen with excitment...
You: excitement..
Stranger: .... derp
You: Uh?
Stranger: Pervert?
You: Down the long road of life we must enouncter many differences between us.
Stranger: true.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy im an alien
You: Really me too!!
You: But I do like these silky soft human frilly lingerie items..
Stranger: my name is roger smith!
You: So soft, satiny smooth to my skin
Stranger: haha jk my
You: But nothng as soothing as an angora sweater...
Stranger: name is sexi
You: nothing  I meant to say
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: ???????????????
You: Hmm you sure it's isn't Bull?
You: You remind me of a Bull
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you aa real alien
You: Perhaps Darksider then..
You: Or is this the D-Man?
You: Alien, of course I am
Stranger: im 2,666,888
Stranger: yrs old
You: Yeah really, is that your age...
You: Wow, you're a super old dude
You: Me I'm -143 in Nebula years
Stranger: yup where im from its like 10 in human yrs
You: Hmm and I thought I was young at the equivalent of 15 in human years
You: Humans are so silly but Ed Wood movies are true masterpieces of the first kind...
Stranger:  i do not think that you are an alien
You: No, maybe I'm not maybe I'm really from another dimension in space and time...maybe I'm trapped inside a box waiting to get out in order to bring about doomsday...
You: Do you want to be in this box with me?
Stranger: when is this you so call doomsay and for what reason
You: Doom says "Vote Doctor Doom...It's the only choice"
You: You know the voices from beyond ring true in thine ears...
Stranger: what year were you born in?
You: The year of the Soylent Green...
Stranger: i was born quite a while ago
Stranger: cool
You: You're a BMer are you not?
Stranger: i was one of the colonists who went to JamesTown in 1606 but arrived in 1607
Stranger: i was Samuel Collier
You: Ya don't say...
You: Is this a certain CC?
Stranger: truly honestly with all my heart
Stranger: NO BUT HONESTLY ARE YOU AN ALIEN
You: Am I conversing with the Galaxy being?
You: I sent the message...was it received...
You: Wheaties and Oreos for me..
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: YOUR NOT AN ALIEN IT \S OBVIOUS
Stranger: :) CAUGHT YA
Stranger: speechless eh
Stranger: i figurred
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Now that last one was super cool (which one of you on here was this?)
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« Reply #245 on: May 20, 2011, 08:46:32 PM »

sorry, wasn't me Jase. Twirling

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« Reply #246 on: May 21, 2011, 04:53:21 AM »

Not me either. I've noticed that we all seem to start our sentences with capital letters most of the time and that we spell out words fully. Whereas, our usual Omegle fodder don't.
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« Reply #247 on: May 21, 2011, 07:50:00 AM »

Ok...this was going well...but I felt bad about f**king with the guy and blew my cover. On purpose. He was nice about it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: Hey is for horses!
Stranger: lol
You: Michigan!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: how are you!
You: Imma girl! You?
Stranger: im a guy!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Gee-that works out well! God-in his infine insanity has made us with connecting parts.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wow
You: But what he didnt plan on was our deep rotted hatred of one another-so that we really just wanna murder each other-f**king being a smbol of that.
Stranger: i dont hate you, yet
You: OH-I dont hate anyone-Im just a Psychology major.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how far along are you?
You: Pretty far. I think Im around the bend. I have major issues
Stranger: ok how far along are you with your major
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 1 year, 2, maybe 3?
Stranger: idk
You: OH!  ah...its Major Matt Mason. He's in the Space Patrol.
Stranger: ...ok
Stranger: i see, so w/e i say you aren't going to give an actual answer
You: Im not in collage. Im on welfare. I live on the street....im at the library.
Stranger: are serious?
Stranger: u*
You: Yes. I get bored-so I talk to people here...I  dont know whats wrong with me.
Stranger: what do you do for food
Stranger: shelter
Stranger: money?
You: I eat garbage.
You: I live with Charlie sometimes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im not going to ask who charlie is
You: Charlie is One.
Stranger: who is two...
You: Squeaky is 2. Sandra is 3.
Stranger: ummm why do they have numbers as names
You: Because Charlie gave them that name. Thats not there real names. Squeky Fromme. Sandra Good. Charles Manson.
Stranger: didnt charlie manson eat people?
Stranger: or maybe im confused with someone else
You: NO! thats crazy! He never ate anybody! LOL!
You: He likes pie!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who the hell ate people then
Stranger: i gotta google it
You: I think the Dahmer guy ate people-maybe King Kong or Godzilla...
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: jeffrey dahmer 
You: Charlie is Love.
Stranger: it think an educated person, someone who went to college would know that
You: I do know that. Dahmer ate people. So did Albert Fish. and cannibals in New Zealand 100 years ago.
Stranger: so you are in college?
Stranger: majoring in psycology
You: No. Im not. Im f**king homless. I dont really LIVE with Charlie-just in my heart.
Stranger: ur  not homeless
Stranger: how old r u
You: 30.
Stranger: 30 year old homeless woman in a library on omegle?
You: I sleep in a dam Salvation Army box at night. I collect pop bottles for booze money.
You: What else should I do? Go to a disco?
Stranger: i doubt more than twenty 30 year old in all of the us know about omegle
Stranger: olds*
You: Really? You think that homless people have always been this way? You think were idiots? Were people just like you...just bad luck.
Stranger: u arent homeless
You: ReallY? what are you? some punk teenager who wouldnt know hard life unless it bit him in the ass?
Stranger: grammar and punctuation are way to good and consistent, you're using capital letter at the beginning of each sentence
Stranger: why would a homeless person put that much effort into chatting
You: Because I am intelligent. Just because Im homless doesnt mean Im retarded.
Stranger: why dont you use your intelligence to get a career and not be homeless
You: Because I live in Buttf**k Michigan. THERE ARE NO JOBS. I had a job once. I had a house. I had a family.
Stranger: how much can rent be in michigan, not as much as where i live i know that
Stranger: go room up with someone
You: It could be 2 f**king dollars a dam day,and I couldnt pay it short of selling my ass.
You: And I wont sell my ass! I will kill f**king Pigs! ALL the rich piggies! HELTER SKELTOR!!!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: why are you so into charlie manson
Stranger: lol
You: And Nixon-he points his bloody finger-and he says were guilty! Hes Guilty!
Stranger: are you a crazy homeless person?
You: Because Charlie was a Father to the homless-and he killed the rich pigs.
Stranger: ok
You: Im not crazy. The world is crazy. Im sane. Im with One
You: Except Bela Lugosi. He's cool. And Pam Grier. And Charles Fort. And Ed Wood.
Stranger: what do you think about the world suppose to be ending today?
You: Yeah-sure. And people think IM crazy!LOL!
Stranger: haha ur on /b/
You: Im on what? Whats that mean?
Stranger: dont play dumb
You: I dont know the computer slang
Stranger: ur confusing as hell
You: Im not playing dumb...thats why I use full words...using computer slang is lazy.
Stranger: i only use full words when im typing an essay
Stranger: other than that i dont even bother looking over what i type
Stranger: stop being homeless!
You: An essay? Aboutt what? Trolling for sex on computer chat?
Stranger: oh yeahhhhh nooo computer slang huh?
Stranger: whats a troll?
You: A troll is a ugly motherf**ker who lives under a bridge and f**ks with goats.
Stranger: yeahhh w/e
Stranger: im not gonna get trolled, by a candy-ass
You: Really? You just were. Im a guy. Im not homeless. Im f**king with people for jollys.
Stranger: just by you using 'trolling" i already knew you werent 30, werent a woman, and not homeless
Stranger: u almost got me though
You: Yer a smart guy. Sorry to f**k with you. But I couldnt resist. Have a good Doomsday-lol!
Stranger: ok you too, world is suppose to end around dinner time tonight
Stranger: see ya in hell
You: I hope not! Im having chicken and cole slaw tonite!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you really?
You: Bye-be well!
You: Im really 48-I work Im a part ime cartoonist for the local paper-Im a BAD movie fan. And I really was married twice. I have 5 kids. Ones in Afghanistan.
Stranger: are you being serious this time?
You: Yes. Really. I work in a factory full time. My name is RCMerchant. Google my name-you'll find my artwork. Im a member of the BAD MOVIES.ORG forum.
Stranger: R. C. Merchant Company is a Manufacturers Representative of Electronic Components...............
Stranger: ok im bored or trolling, im going to go finish portal 2
You: No-justRCMerchant...no space... gee...go to BADMOVIES.ORG...go to the forum...Im there...look on yahoo image search-RCMerchant.
You: Or on Fliker.
Stranger: thats all ur artwork
You: Yes. I draw monsters and nekkid women. Im a big monster movie fan
Stranger: this one?
Stranger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/2465120468/
Stranger: do you sell them?
You: Yes-thats me.
Stranger: how much do you make off doing this?
You: Sure. But I need to get a new printer. My hp isnt compatible with the e machine.
You: Not much. I live in the boonies in Michigan...not a big market for my kinda stuff...and it's hard to relocate. My wife died of cancer...I really did lose my house. And I still have a 16 year old son living with me.
Stranger: o wow
Stranger: well if you're not trolling then sorry about that
Stranger: my girl friends mom just died of breast cancer a few weeks ago
You: Nah...I was just goofing around. Sorry.
Stranger: lol ass
You: NO! Not about the cancer-I was goofing about the Manson stuff. My wife died of cancer in2008. Her name was Tara Sue.
Stranger: oh ok
You: She was an artist too. An oil painter. And she had an antique shop.
Stranger: cancer sucks, comes out of no where
You: I kinda lost it when she died. We live in a low rent apartment building in Lawton,Michigan.
You: It did too. She had hepatitis first...then she got the cancer. She died Christmas Eve,2008. She was 46.
Stranger: that suckkks on christmas eve?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: well i guess she was with the family right? everyone is usually together on xmas eve?
You: Yeah. I miss her. f**k it. I gotta go....nice taliking to you. Hey! You should check out the BadMovies forum. Lotsa nice folks.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice talking with you
Stranger: bye bye
You: Thanks.
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« Reply #248 on: May 21, 2011, 11:41:02 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Vote for Pedro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Weirdo Speaking
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, anyone there?
Stranger: hi m / f?
You: Are you a perv?
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^at least I got somewhere. Lookingup

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl/
Stranger: ?
You: ...... WHAT THE F?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I need your measurements for a new underwear.
Stranger: wat type ;)
You: Any type
Stranger: ohh 28cm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I work for the South African Underwear Company, got any measurements?
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« Reply #249 on: July 26, 2011, 09:06:54 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy looking to swap pics with girls with cellphone?
You: s**t...I just broke my phone today
You: I was waiting for a guy like you too
Stranger: we can do it by email
You: My email isn't working either, I forgot my password
Stranger: tinypic
You: Can I come over?

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« Reply #250 on: July 26, 2011, 09:15:45 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Taylor from Alaska?

You: Yes

Stranger: Really?

You: Ask me a question I'll prove it

Stranger: Age?

You: 48

Stranger: Nope

You: Ok ask me another one

Stranger: Bra size

You: Is this before I stuff or after?

Stranger: Before

You: Oh, I have Hershey Kisses so about A at best

Stranger: After

You: DD

You: I use a lot of tissues

Stranger: Hair color

You: Blonde but the carpet doesn't match the drapes

Stranger: Wat do u do when u cath guts looking at ur chest

Stranger: *guys

Stranger: *catch

You: I continue eating

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« Reply #251 on: July 26, 2011, 09:23:32 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ooi

You: Hello, I'm with the Moses Underwear Company!

You: May I ask you some questions?

Stranger: ok

You: Are you a male?

Stranger: no

You: Do you have a male friend?

Stranger: yes

You: Does he have small genitalia?

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« Reply #252 on: July 26, 2011, 10:25:31 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Is that a question?
Stranger: no
You: Then what is it?
Stranger: a letter
You: You mean Three letters?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola
Stranger: sup :)
Stranger: HOLA! QUE TAL?
You: Que?
Stranger: me ellmo es ellmo
You: me llamo Gonzale
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« Reply #253 on: July 27, 2011, 01:34:29 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 13 f usa

You: 56 M USA, love them young.

Stranger: ew. my mom is 10 yrs younger than u

You: how about you get naked.

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« Reply #254 on: July 29, 2011, 10:00:14 AM »

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