Ok...this was going well...but I felt bad about f**king with the guy and blew my cover. On purpose. He was nice about it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: where you from?
You: Hey is for horses!
Stranger: how are you!
You: Imma girl! You?
Stranger: im a guy!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Gee-that works out well! God-in his infine insanity has made us with connecting parts.
You: But what he didnt plan on was our deep rotted hatred of one another-so that we really just wanna murder each other-f**king being a smbol of that.
Stranger: i dont hate you, yet
You: OH-I dont hate anyone-Im just a Psychology major.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how far along are you?
You: Pretty far. I think Im around the bend. I have major issues
Stranger: ok how far along are you with your major
Stranger: 1 year, 2, maybe 3?
You: OH! ah...its Major Matt Mason. He's in the Space Patrol.
Stranger: i see, so w/e i say you aren't going to give an actual answer
You: Im not in collage. Im on welfare. I live on the street....im at the library.
Stranger: are serious?
You: Yes. I get bored-so I talk to people here...I dont know whats wrong with me.
Stranger: what do you do for food
You: I eat garbage.
You: I live with Charlie sometimes
Stranger: im not going to ask who charlie is
You: Charlie is One.
Stranger: who is two...
You: Squeaky is 2. Sandra is 3.
Stranger: ummm why do they have numbers as names
You: Because Charlie gave them that name. Thats not there real names. Squeky Fromme. Sandra Good. Charles Manson.
Stranger: didnt charlie manson eat people?
Stranger: or maybe im confused with someone else
You: NO! thats crazy! He never ate anybody! LOL!
You: He likes pie!
Stranger: who the hell ate people then
Stranger: i gotta google it
You: I think the Dahmer guy ate people-maybe King Kong or Godzilla...
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: jeffrey dahmer
You: Charlie is Love.
Stranger: it think an educated person, someone who went to college would know that
You: I do know that. Dahmer ate people. So did Albert Fish. and cannibals in New Zealand 100 years ago.
Stranger: so you are in college?
Stranger: majoring in psycology
You: No. Im not. Im f**king homless. I dont really LIVE with Charlie-just in my heart.
Stranger: ur not homeless
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: 30 year old homeless woman in a library on omegle?
You: I sleep in a dam Salvation Army box at night. I collect pop bottles for booze money.
You: What else should I do? Go to a disco?
Stranger: i doubt more than twenty 30 year old in all of the us know about omegle
You: Really? You think that homless people have always been this way? You think were idiots? Were people just like you...just bad luck.
Stranger: u arent homeless
You: ReallY? what are you? some punk teenager who wouldnt know hard life unless it bit him in the ass?
Stranger: grammar and punctuation are way to good and consistent, you're using capital letter at the beginning of each sentence
Stranger: why would a homeless person put that much effort into chatting
You: Because I am intelligent. Just because Im homless doesnt mean Im retarded.
Stranger: why dont you use your intelligence to get a career and not be homeless
You: Because I live in Buttf**k Michigan. THERE ARE NO JOBS. I had a job once. I had a house. I had a family.
Stranger: how much can rent be in michigan, not as much as where i live i know that
Stranger: go room up with someone
You: It could be 2 f**king dollars a dam day,and I couldnt pay it short of selling my ass.
You: And I wont sell my ass! I will kill f**king Pigs! ALL the rich piggies! HELTER SKELTOR!!!!
Stranger: why are you so into charlie manson
You: And Nixon-he points his bloody finger-and he says were guilty! Hes Guilty!
Stranger: are you a crazy homeless person?
You: Because Charlie was a Father to the homless-and he killed the rich pigs.
You: Im not crazy. The world is crazy. Im sane. Im with One
You: Except Bela Lugosi. He's cool. And Pam Grier. And Charles Fort. And Ed Wood.
Stranger: what do you think about the world suppose to be ending today?
You: Yeah-sure. And people think IM crazy!LOL!
Stranger: haha ur on /b/
You: Im on what? Whats that mean?
Stranger: dont play dumb
You: I dont know the computer slang
Stranger: ur confusing as hell
You: Im not playing dumb...thats why I use full words...using computer slang is lazy.
Stranger: i only use full words when im typing an essay
Stranger: other than that i dont even bother looking over what i type
Stranger: stop being homeless!
You: An essay? Aboutt what? Trolling for sex on computer chat?
Stranger: oh yeahhhhh nooo computer slang huh?
Stranger: whats a troll?
You: A troll is a ugly motherf**ker who lives under a bridge and f**ks with goats.
Stranger: yeahhh w/e
Stranger: im not gonna get trolled, by a candy-ass
You: Really? You just were. Im a guy. Im not homeless. Im f**king with people for jollys.
Stranger: just by you using 'trolling" i already knew you werent 30, werent a woman, and not homeless
Stranger: u almost got me though
You: Yer a smart guy. Sorry to f**k with you. But I couldnt resist. Have a good Doomsday-lol!
Stranger: ok you too, world is suppose to end around dinner time tonight
Stranger: see ya in hell
You: I hope not! Im having chicken and cole slaw tonite!
Stranger: how old are you really?
You: Bye-be well!
You: Im really 48-I work Im a part ime cartoonist for the local paper-Im a BAD movie fan. And I really was married twice. I have 5 kids. Ones in Afghanistan.
Stranger: are you being serious this time?
You: Yes. Really. I work in a factory full time. My name is RCMerchant. Google my name-you'll find my artwork. Im a member of the BAD MOVIES.ORG forum.
Stranger: R. C. Merchant Company is a Manufacturers Representative of Electronic Components...............
Stranger: ok im bored or trolling, im going to go finish portal 2
You: No-justRCMerchant...no space... gee...go to BADMOVIES.ORG...go to the forum...Im there...look on yahoo image search-RCMerchant.
You: Or on Fliker.
Stranger: thats all ur artwork
You: Yes. I draw monsters and nekkid women. Im a big monster movie fan
Stranger: this one?
Stranger: do you sell them?
You: Yes-thats me.
Stranger: how much do you make off doing this?
You: Sure. But I need to get a new printer. My hp isnt compatible with the e machine.
You: Not much. I live in the boonies in Michigan...not a big market for my kinda stuff...and it's hard to relocate. My wife died of cancer...I really did lose my house. And I still have a 16 year old son living with me.
Stranger: o wow
Stranger: well if you're not trolling then sorry about that
Stranger: my girl friends mom just died of breast cancer a few weeks ago
You: Nah...I was just goofing around. Sorry.
Stranger: lol ass
You: NO! Not about the cancer-I was goofing about the Manson stuff. My wife died of cancer in2008. Her name was Tara Sue.
Stranger: oh ok
You: She was an artist too. An oil painter. And she had an antique shop.
Stranger: cancer sucks, comes out of no where
You: I kinda lost it when she died. We live in a low rent apartment building in Lawton,Michigan.
You: It did too. She had hepatitis first...then she got the cancer. She died Christmas Eve,2008. She was 46.
Stranger: that suckkks on christmas eve?
Stranger: well i guess she was with the family right? everyone is usually together on xmas eve?
You: Yeah. I miss her. f**k it. I gotta go....nice taliking to you. Hey! You should check out the BadMovies forum. Lotsa nice folks.
Stranger: nice talking with you
Stranger: bye bye