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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #255 on: June 13, 2012, 10:10:31 PM »

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: low
Stranger: joker eh!!!
You: Possibly
Stranger: suck my cock then
You: Sorry, but I don't like chickens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I say that's a win. Wink
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yeah no.
Zapranoth
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« Reply #256 on: June 14, 2012, 11:22:34 PM »

What a dud:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bonjour.
Stranger: Agustina?
You: Comment?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Zapranoth
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« Reply #257 on: June 14, 2012, 11:25:37 PM »

Slightly better but still a dud.

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ho!
Stranger: whats up
You: another long day. You?
Stranger: watching scrubs
You: So do you side with Dr. Cox's view, or the psychiatrist's view (of human nature)?
Stranger: lol idk i just watxh it for the comedy
You: At one point Dr. Clock is running around too cheerful, and Cox tells her his view of humanity, which is
You: "People are bastard-coated bastards,
You: with bastard filling."
You: :D
You: It's a precious moment.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Logged
El Misfit
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B-Movie Kraken
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Posts: 10516


Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #258 on: June 14, 2012, 11:44:31 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, asl?
You: NO!!
Stranger: Well I'm a guy
You: And I'm a bear
Stranger: And I'm admin
You: I eat fish and berries
Stranger: I eat tits and p***y
You: You're a cannibal?!
You: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Seriously, are you a guy or girl?
You: I'm a friggen potato
Stranger: bye
You: Excuse me while I go skydiving.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Logged

yeah no.
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