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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2009, 05:09:36 PM »

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! I tried to do the same thing using Poison and Motley Crue songs, but no-one was playing ball.
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« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2009, 05:13:06 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl
You: yes
You: u
Stranger: boy
You: boy as in how old
Stranger: 13
You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer
Stranger: ok
You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening
Stranger: nowt
You: What does that mean
Stranger: nothing
You: Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm not hip to all that young men talk
You: I need to change my Depends
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2009, 05:22:56 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl
You: yes
You: u
Stranger: boy
You: boy as in how old
Stranger: 13
You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer
Stranger: ok
You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening
Stranger: nowt
You: What does that mean
Stranger: nothing
You: Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm not hip to all that young men talk
You: I need to change my Depends
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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That just killed me. Brilliant  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2009, 05:23:45 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: hi
Stranger: como esta?
You: taco
Stranger: que?
You: burrito
Stranger: hablas espanol?
You: si
Stranger: bien.
You: guacamole
Stranger: burgers
You: si, enchilladas
Stranger: pie
You: pollo
You: con arroz
Stranger: I'm sorry, i dont speak spanish ='(
You: chaco taco
Stranger: chicken with rice
You: si muy bien senorita
Stranger: gracias
You: adios
Stranger: wait!
You: espera
You: ?
Stranger: you were the funniest response i got from speaking spanish
You: do i win a prize
Stranger: yes, Ill mail it to you
You: que lastima
You: buneos noches
Stranger: adios
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« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2009, 05:31:41 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body
Stranger: what?
You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out
Stranger: you did what?
You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail
Stranger: but I didn't do it.
You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2009, 05:32:07 PM »

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Give me the sense to wonder
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: To wonder if Im free

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The only people on that site are perverts and badmovies.org members.

So, in short, just all....perverts.  Wink
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« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2009, 05:33:49 PM »

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: im kurt cobain
Stranger: im not really dead
You: really, may i kill you then?
Stranger: sure!
You: I would like to rip your throat out and cut off your talentless hands
Stranger: go right ahead!
Stranger: while i smoke my stash of pot
You: yeah, and shoot up. Can I nail courtney too?
Stranger: yep!
You: cool, so where have you been you greasy a***ole?
Stranger: in the sewers
You: Oh, where you belong
Stranger: where have you been angered fan?
You: Oh I'm no fan, I've been listening to good music
Stranger: what do you call good music'?
Stranger: never heard of it
You: Oh, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., The Throbs, Whitesnake, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jeff Healy, Hendrix.....ppl who can play guitar generally and make life interesting.
Stranger: oooh.
Stranger: i've never heard of any of them
You: I thought not
Stranger: I like jonas brothers these days.
You: they're good compared to you
Stranger: thank you!
You: you're not welcome
Stranger: well, i got to go smoke some grass with my dear friend shannon hoon, and all the other coke heads from seattle.
You: sure, thing. make sure you stay in the sewers dude
Stranger: i will.
Stranger: bye!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, I have been truly blessed.  TongueOut
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« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2009, 05:36:25 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body
Stranger: what?
You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out
Stranger: you did what?
You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail
Stranger: but I didn't do it.
You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body
Your conversational partner has disconnected



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« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2009, 06:27:54 PM »

I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2009, 06:29:33 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know you really want to lay it down right now
Damn...didn't get too far with this one... Bluesad

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tic tac and coffee breath person, I have a tic tac!
You: May I have one
Stranger: What does your breath smell like?
You: Your mom
Stranger: oh. dis. Original dis right there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?

You: 24/f/nilbog
Stranger: im 14 Male USA

You: Have you ever been to Nilbog
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: Oh my goooooooooooooooood!
Stranger: typo
Stranger: i meant 24 not 14
You: We are a hungry people
Stranger: hungry for my c**k? :3
You: Once we turn it into wood yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2009, 06:39:16 PM »

I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other.   BounceGiggle

It's funny cos it's true.  TeddyR
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« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2009, 10:14:27 PM »

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: 17 f you
You: 30 m
Stranger: from?
You: I live in a goat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hmm, asl?
You: 30m
Stranger: 16f
Stranger: So how's it feel to be "middle aged"
You: Feels good.  I like it.
Stranger: Haha nice.
Stranger: Hmm, so what's up?
You: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT!  YOU'RE THE FBI!  YOU WANT TO GET ME AGAIN!
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 18 f usa
Stranger: you
You: 30 m usa
You: Funny, everyone seems to be a teenage female.
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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« Reply #57 on: October 17, 2009, 08:53:08 AM »

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20/m/Uruguay/gay
You: 35/m/Nilbog/soon-to-be-trollfood :(
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« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2009, 09:51:57 AM »

Dedicated to all the metal fans on the board...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi i'm glad someone is on, I have to tell someone about what happened last night
You: 19/f/nilbog
Stranger: what happened
You: it all started when I left alone, my mind was blank
You: I needed time to get the memories from my mind
Stranger: then
You: I kept asking my self...what did I see, shall I believe...that what I saw that night was real an not just fantasy
Stranger: carry on
You: Just what I saw, in my own dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
Stranger: then what happened
You: Cuz in my dreams, its always there...the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to dispair
You: Yeah
You: I'm sorry but I had to tell someone
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: it is dream
You: I was scared
You: I have to go...thank you for listening
You: just one other thing though...
Stranger: what ur add by the way
You: I have the fire, I have the force I have the power to make my evil take it's course...
You: have a nice day...
You have disconnected.
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« Reply #59 on: October 17, 2009, 09:59:31 AM »

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast  TeddyR
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