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« on: October 20, 2009, 08:25:35 PM »



Grace Jones: What do you mean you didn't like my appearance on Peewees Christmas Special!?

Conan: Aaaooooaaa!!! Get to da choppa!!! She's killing me with da toothpick!!! Save yourself!!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2009, 12:48:32 AM »

i JUST watched this again the other day. 

Annnnold looks so young!  it reminds me that we are all getting old.  Olivia D'Abo, what is up with the outfit?  That takes a confident woman to wear.  I even looked her up on IMDB, shows her doing a lot of voice work for cartoons and games, I did not know that!
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2009, 02:51:22 AM »



Grace Jones: I'll kill you!  You're like a cancerous tumor on the body of professional acting!

Arnold: EEETS NAWT A TOOOMAH!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2009, 03:18:40 PM »



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Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos! The Freshmaker!
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2009, 03:30:11 PM »

Arnold finally got his comeuppance after years of groping innocent women...
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2009, 10:09:51 PM »

She's not perfect, but she's perfect for him.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2009, 11:36:53 PM »



Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Very funny, now please quit crushing my trachea.

Grace: I'm not joking.
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2009, 08:46:28 AM »



Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Very funny, now please quit crushing my trachea.

Grace: I'm not joking.


Oooh, oooh, I got a permutation on that one.

Ahem.

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Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Show me your penis first!



PS> Grace Jones is terrifying to my genitalia.


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« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2009, 06:02:07 PM »

Wow these medieval fairs fan boys have gotten a bit too extreme for my tastes.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2009, 02:07:26 PM »




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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2009, 04:49:57 AM »

Arnold: Help!  I'm being strangled by Wesley Snipes!
Grace: Hey!  He's been in crap like Passenger 57 and the Blade movies!  I've been in View To A Kill, Vamp, and.. well, I guess I'm not much better, am I?
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 07:22:53 PM »

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