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« on: November 26, 2009, 09:50:41 PM »

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/091126/canada/canada_north_nwt_arm_attack

(Riiiight: which of them was the one-armed man?)

The image the headline inspires is the best part.  The story itself is rather pathetic, really.  They cornered the guy in a bathroom and he came out swinging...his prosthesis.
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 02:31:17 AM »

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/091126/canada/canada_north_nwt_arm_attack

(Riiiight: which of them was the one-armed man?)

The image the headline inspires is the best part.  The story itself is rather pathetic, really.  They cornered the guy in a bathroom and he came out swinging...his prosthesis.


 BounceGiggle TeddyR

I can just imagine Harrison Ford and David Janssen saying "It wasn't me, Your Honour, it was the one-armed man!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 08:26:54 AM »

I can just imagine Harrison Ford and David Janssen saying "It wasn't me, Your Honour, it was the one-armed man!"  TeddyR
For me it goes more toward the Python-esque (mention Mounties and there I go):  Cleese and Chapman in their scarlet, ducking blows and assuring their superior,"Yes, sir, we have him disarmed"   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 09:05:20 AM »

I can just imagine Harrison Ford and David Janssen saying "It wasn't me, Your Honour, it was the one-armed man!"  TeddyR
For me it goes more toward the Python-esque (mention Mounties and there I go):  Cleese and Chapman in their scarlet, ducking blows and assuring their superior,"Yes, sir, we have him disarmed"   BounceGiggle

 TeddyR

The cops in charge will ask "Was he armed?" and the Mountie will say: [holds out arms] "These are legs?"  Wink
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