Man Accidentally Pulls Eject Lever While Flying in Jet

[Torgo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1224494/Oops-Civilian-joyride-fighter-jet-pulls-ejection-switch-mistake-lands-scratch.html

Woops!   

[asimpson2006]

I though it was only possible for the pilot to pull the ejection level that would allow both pilot and passenger (not at the same time) to eject from the craft.

[SPazzo]

From one of the comments at the bottom of the page:

Poor guy, he has a premature ejectuation problem!

- Dan, Dallas USA

[Trevor]

Trevor: "Your Honour, allow me to state the following for the record:

1. Yes, this did happen in South Africa and
2. No, that was not me, your Honour."