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Trevor
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« on: November 05, 2009, 01:39:24 AM »
Person who cook meat and peas in same pot: Most unhygenic.  TeddyR

Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.  Buggedout

Person having tummy accident will produce skidmarks.  Twirling
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 08:48:22 AM »
Man who stand on toliet high on pot. 

Man who buy drown cat pay for wet p*ssy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 09:08:00 AM »
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
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Trevor
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 09:19:23 AM »
Man who run in front of car get tired.  TeddyR

Man who run behind car get exhausted.  TeddyR

Man who push piano down mine shaft get tone of A flat miner.  TeddyR

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.  Buggedout
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 09:31:05 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2009, 01:39:24 AM

Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.  Buggedout


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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 09:45:47 AM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 05, 2009, 09:31:05 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2009, 01:39:24 AM

Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.  Buggedout


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This also happens to you if you try to board a plane quickly at Johannesburg's O R Tambo International Airport.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 06:05:46 AM »
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 06:47:14 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on November 06, 2009, 06:05:46 AM
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.

True words, brother, true words.  And I speak from experience. Buggedout
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