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« on: November 05, 2009, 05:46:02 AM »



"Ever since Erin had a flower growing out of her ear she's been attracting male florists by the dozen"
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 08:46:03 AM »

Sylvia was always embarrassed when her parents would send her vacation photos from their latest nudist camp trip.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 12:12:18 PM »

The folks at the Sears photo studio were a bit shocked to say the least when the clients dropped trow. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 02:35:22 PM »

After a particularly steamy lovemaking session where he accidentally shot his seed into her hair, it grew into a beautiful flower.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 09:08:06 PM »

Seeing they were Siamese twins, getting dressed was a bit of an impossibility.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 10:45:29 PM »

"Wow, shave off the beard and put that flower in your hair, nobody would know we're identical."
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 12:56:16 AM »

I do not wanna know where they hide their weed.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 01:37:00 AM »

Your thing is kind of cold.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 03:20:43 PM »

Yes, even prehistoric man rocked "the mullet"...
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 05:50:04 PM »

Old hippies never die, they just get older and creepier.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2009, 10:43:25 PM »

"Ok, all set Mr and Mrs....um...Happysun...pics will be ready in a week..."
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 12:52:12 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2009, 01:16:23 PM »

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