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« on: November 11, 2009, 01:17:26 PM »



Godzilla: Why are you so mad today Kong???

Kong: It's not fair, you have more movies then me!

Godzilla: Yeah well ... Peter Jackson will make you look good "some day".

Kong: Who? ... and when will all this happen?

Godzilla: Hmm, about 45 years, now just relax! Take a chill! Eat some red berries!

Kong? &^%$#!!!! 45 YEARS! Ohhh hell no, I'm smashing this building!!!
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 04:59:24 PM »




Kong:  "Here, I made this house shaped birthday cake for you."

Godzilla:  "Awww, you shouldn't have!"

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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 08:31:52 PM »

Losing her house was bad enough, but it really hurt when Keiko discovered that her insurance policy would not cover acts of Godzilla.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 09:17:12 PM »

Bally/Midway presents: RAMPAGE: THE MOVIE
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 06:14:27 AM »

"I think it's called a pinata"
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2009, 12:39:07 PM »

Godzilla: OH ... and BTW ... I have more fans then you too! LOL!

Kong: Shut up Godzilla ... your son looks like Gary Coleman.

Godzilla: Touché.
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2009, 06:26:57 PM »





Godzilla: I'm already done destroying the five houses, where's my $200?
Kong: Crap!
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2009, 08:34:54 PM »

"No, no, no dude we can totally flip this house and make money."
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2009, 11:11:27 PM »

"Wait, i cannot f**k this house?"
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 12:01:09 AM »

Kong: Dude, I can't believe how that Emmerich guy turned you into such a joke.

Godzilla: Yeah?  Well, at least people didn't fall asleep during my remake, King LONG!

Kong: ...I hate you.
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 12:08:13 AM »

Godzilla:  Harder Kong, harder!!!  You can do it! You'll beat him!!  You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 07:07:04 AM »

"That's right Kong. We're not going to settle this. I read the script. It's gonna be a lame-ass ambiguous ending. C'mon, lets go grab a beer."
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 09:23:21 PM »

"Kong?  Kong from the jungle right?   Heyyyyyyy, what are you doing here!?"
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