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« on: November 19, 2009, 01:00:41 PM »

Who is going to surprise who?
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 02:37:44 PM »


Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
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Shake The Faith

« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 02:43:34 PM »

What Beatrice didn't know, was that Santa craps in a box when leaving presents for hideous goblin children...

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Hi there!

« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 02:50:18 PM »

no, i F**k you little girl. you've NAUGHTY!

yeah no.
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 11:11:29 PM »

OK, I keep having this weird dream where Santa Claus is trying to sneak past Tina Yothers, Only she's a mutant and looks like she's just gone ten rounds with a crowbar. And it's weird because it's dark outside, but Tina's not casting any reflection on the window. Santa warns me not to make a sound, but then Tina looks straight at me and I scream. Santa yells "Now you've done it, moron!" and then Tina smashes through the window and devours Santa and I wake up in a pool of sweat. What do you suppose it means?

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 07:54:27 PM »

Santa: "Oh my god...gonna barf...bllleeechmmmmppphhhh...."

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 01:16:35 AM »

Santa:"What, no eggnog, milk or cookies?
girl:"I want you to be on a di-"
then santa cuts her throat. the end TeddyR

yeah no.
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