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« on: November 19, 2009, 09:56:32 PM »

From my review of Hercules...

"I told him to get horses but would he listen, noooooo...(grumble, grumble grumble)"
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 09:58:24 PM »

"I am not a HO!"
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 10:55:42 PM »

Looks like the yoke's on Hercules.
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 08:30:50 AM »

Um, Herc?  If there's nothing growing there in the first place, it doesn't make much sense to plow it.  Ya know?
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 08:42:24 AM »

"Not to be a busybody or anything, but it might be a bit easier if you plowed with something... well... sharp. Just saying."
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 01:17:35 AM »

thinking to himself: Strongest man... in the world!
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 01:49:15 AM »




I don't need no home gym!
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 11:14:51 AM »

Everything was fine until Hercules found Conan's treadmill in his way.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 12:53:23 PM »

I wish they'd invent supermarkets so I wouldn't have to do this sh*t every spring. 
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 12:41:27 AM »




"Those milkmaids are TOTALLY checking me out!"
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2009, 06:46:34 AM »

Hercules gets his rocks off.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 10:43:47 AM »



 ".......and for the next 10 minutes with every Thigh Master purchase we'll throw in a free Lou Ferrigno's Paleo-Abdominator!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2010, 10:58:33 AM »

That's not how you use a Thigh Master, Herc!
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2010, 11:51:39 AM »

Gotta get these Mothra eggs out of here before they hatch.
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2010, 01:18:46 PM »

Um Herc?  You didn't happen to plow through the graveyard again, did ya?  'Cause I think the relatives of the Johnson family are gonna be a little p**sed."
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