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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« on: November 26, 2009, 10:52:28 PM »


Mom never could figure out how to ride the thing.
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I think christinas getting a little too attached to the bike.
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 08:21:55 AM »

Ooh, bumble bee in the cleavage!  I HATE it whan that happens!
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 06:31:59 AM »

This particular model comes with a saddle horn. It's very popular.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 08:38:51 AM »

"Hey, is that a dollar in the middle of the road?"
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2009, 08:46:34 AM »

This is what "bicycle smile" can lead to -- full-blown mopedophilia.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 02:51:32 PM »

"Assume the missionary position"
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Hi there!


« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 07:03:07 PM »

moments before a hernedezed crash
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 07:25:56 PM »

"Sorry love but you're not going to jump over too many double-decker buses if you ride it like that!"
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2009, 10:59:06 AM »

The first fart-propelled motorcycle.
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