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Trevor
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« on: November 28, 2009, 03:49:47 AM »
For today is underpants washing day!  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

I normally take my shirts, trousers and socks to the laundry three times a month but that laundry will not accept my underpants at all. *


* Except for burning, that is.  Buggedout Buggedout

 Wink
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 01:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on November 28, 2009, 03:49:47 AM
For today is underpants washing day!  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

I normally take my shirts, trousers and socks to the laundry three times a month but that laundry will not accept my underpants at all. *


* Except for burning, that is.  Buggedout Buggedout

 Wink
Alright ill grab my biological warfare suit and flamethrower and be over in a bit. Just promise me they won't try attacking me like last time! Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 05:32:18 PM »
Christ Trevor, I can smell them from here. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 09:17:52 PM »
That explains the smog in the distance.... BounceGiggle
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Trevor
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 12:34:26 AM »
Quote from: flackbait on November 28, 2009, 01:37:53 PM
Quote from: Trevor on November 28, 2009, 03:49:47 AM
For today is underpants washing day!  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

I normally take my shirts, trousers and socks to the laundry three times a month but that laundry will not accept my underpants at all. *


* Except for burning, that is.  Buggedout Buggedout

 Wink

Alright ill grab my biological warfare suit and flamethrower and be over in a bit. Just promise me they won't try attacking me like last time! Buggedout


No worries, flackbait: I will not allow them to do to you what they did to me on Saturday.  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 12:35:25 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 28, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
Christ Trevor, I can smell them from here. 

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

[cough][cough]

You want to come over here and I'll go to your house?  Buggedout
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 12:36:12 AM »
Quote from: Sister Grace on November 28, 2009, 09:17:52 PM
That explains the smog in the distance.... BounceGiggle

Heyyyy, SisterGrace, welcome back!  Smile
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 04:53:53 PM »
Geez Trevor, what'd it do jump you when you weren't looking?!?
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 02:03:57 AM »
Quote from: flackbait on November 30, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
Geez Trevor, what'd it do jump you when you weren't looking?!?

 Buggedout Buggedout

[gasp][choke] I really don't know, I was busy washing the things and then.... Buggedout

Peeling wet undies off your face is not a good way to spend a Saturday.  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2009, 09:11:44 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on December 01, 2009, 02:03:57 AM
Quote from: flackbait on November 30, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
Geez Trevor, what'd it do jump you when you weren't looking?!?

 Buggedout Buggedout

[gasp][choke] I really don't know, I was busy washing the things and then.... Buggedout

Peeling wet undies off your face is not a good way to spend a Saturday.  Wink

whew, that's a relief! after that photo I was half-expecting a ransom letter....
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 12:05:41 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on December 01, 2009, 02:03:57 AM

Peeling wet undies off your face is not a good way to spend a Saturday.  Wink

Depends on whose undies they are.
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 02:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 02, 2009, 12:05:41 PM
Quote from: Trevor on December 01, 2009, 02:03:57 AM

Peeling wet undies off your face is not a good way to spend a Saturday.  Wink

Depends on whose undies they are.
Buggedout Buggedout
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yeah no.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 03:16:52 PM »



See. This is precisely why I just don't bother wear to undies.

That, and so the ladies get a nice view of my massive bulge.




Thank god for cucumbers.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 05:43:44 PM »
* Special Report * Special Report * Special Report * Special Report * Special Report * Special Report *

Scientists in Helsinki have linked Trevor's underpants to global warming.  Film at eleven.
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