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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 03:02:43 PM »

"What? WHAT? STOP POKING ME!"
-Orc, Warcraft when repeatedly clicked

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"
-Necromancer from Baldur's Gate when repeatedly clicked (I don't remember his name.  He can join your group towards the beginning.)
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2009, 03:05:15 PM »

"After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die."

-Metal Gear Solid
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2009, 03:24:41 PM »

"What do you want ken-sucky? Ha ha h-oghf!"- THAW
"I am government man, I work for the government."- Psychonauts
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2009, 03:37:03 PM »

"I was frozen in time, but I feel as if my time is just beginning..."

-Final Fantasy VII
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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 01:17:38 AM »

Pastor Richards: "One day while sitting in class you'll look outside the window to see Russians dropping down to take us over. What are you gonna do then, huh? Run into the woods with your friends, put twigs in your hair, call yourselves the Wolverines and fight off the Russians? I think not."

-GTA: Vice City

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Did the makers of this game rip off Red Dawn I wonder?
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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2009, 09:11:11 AM »

"The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the corpses of your enemies.  Their souls will haunt you forever...you shall have no peace. Hear me Snake, my spirit will be watching you."

Vulcan Raven - Metal Gear Solid
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2009, 10:29:46 AM »

From "Warcraft 3"

The female dryad, when repeatedly clicked on, yells at you:

"I'm not in season!"

she also says, (in a ditzy blonde voice) "I'll attract the enemy with my human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"

The night elf demon hunter has a quote that really cracks me up:

"Darkness called…but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!,' but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

And the undead dreadlord, looking like a horned, winged demon:

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2009, 10:38:59 AM »

Warcraft 3 had some great ones.
Some of my favourites are:

Blood Mage: My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.

Varimathras: We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots.

Prince Kael'Thas: This is preposterous! Am I to assault the undead with nothing but sticks and harsh language?

Dwarf 1: We must defeat the dwarves!
Dwarf 2: We are the dwarves.
Dwarf 1: Oh.

Sorceress: For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete.

Priest: I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!

Necromancer: I love the dead... frequently.

Archer: I said bowstring, not G-... ugh, never mind....

Dwarven Rifleman: This... is my BOOMSTICK!
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2009, 10:45:59 AM »

All quotes come from Psychonauts.  You just can't beat that game!   TeddyR

Doctor Loboto: Little boy, I am sorry to say that you have a very serious mental problem. The trouble originates in this area here. The area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as... the brain! You see, son... it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt, but... you have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know. People are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
Doctor Loboto: How should I know, I'm a dentist!

Raz: I work in the sewers.
Non-Sewer-working G-man: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.

The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

Den Mother: I told you not to follow. Now YOU MUST DIE!
Razputin: But--
Den Mother: THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!

Raz: [Refering to his gun] It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins will laugh at me.
"Assassin" G-Man: Shhh... Don't broadcast that fact, they look real.

Dr. Loboto: Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armored battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beam!
Lili: I'm gonna kill you so much.
Dr. Loboto: The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing.
That game is great. Have you finished it?
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2009, 12:18:40 PM »

"Chill that b*tch out with ice...a diamond lasts forever but your relationship might not..."
Dekoch Ice Diamond Commercial - GTA San Andreas

"Cluckin' Bell If you enjoy it, the Chicken DIDN'T die in Vain."
Cluckin' Bell Commercial - GTA San Andreas
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2009, 03:58:26 PM »

"You're missing Ratigators the size of BUICKS!!!  (slaps player) SNAP OUT OF IT!!! TURN AND BURN!!!"
Ghost, Sewer Shark (Sega CD)

And

"DOGMEAT!!!  YOU LICK GUTTER BALLS!!!  Your call sign outta be.. JERKFACE!  Or maybe.. SUPERWIMP!!!  I'm transferring you to the SPINELESS MORON DEPARTMENT!  DISMISSED!!!!"
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2009, 05:25:44 PM »

All quotes come from Psychonauts.  You just can't beat that game!   TeddyR

Doctor Loboto: Little boy, I am sorry to say that you have a very serious mental problem. The trouble originates in this area here. The area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as... the brain! You see, son... it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt, but... you have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know. People are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
Doctor Loboto: How should I know, I'm a dentist!

Raz: I work in the sewers.
Non-Sewer-working G-man: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.

The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

Den Mother: I told you not to follow. Now YOU MUST DIE!
Razputin: But--
Den Mother: THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!

Raz: [Refering to his gun] It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins will laugh at me.
"Assassin" G-Man: Shhh... Don't broadcast that fact, they look real.

Dr. Loboto: Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armored battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beam!
Lili: I'm gonna kill you so much.
Dr. Loboto: The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing.
That game is great. Have you finished it?

Sadly no, but I am just about done with it.
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2009, 02:59:12 PM »

"Colonel: Tim, they've got your wife!
 Tim: But I'm not married!
 Colonel: You are now... to America!"

-GTA: Vice City
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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2009, 03:36:26 PM »

Even though it's not awesome in a funny way, it used to sucker me into playing it just the same whenever I heard:
Fighter pilots needed in sector wars!  Play Astro Blaster!
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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2009, 03:43:46 PM »

Albert Wesker: "I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men."

-Resident Evil
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