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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 04:40:27 PM »

"Thats becuase you are the product of a fossilized educational system where people focus on becoming experts at 15th century show buckles, but never learn anything useful"
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 08:20:18 PM »

(i was screaming in gibberish)
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 10:34:24 PM »

Not sure if its funny, embarrassing maybe,  I cant believe im going to post it.. Buggedout

Did you see the size of that dogs butt hole? 

ok, let me explain. It was dark and I was coming back from the store when I saw a women walking her dog. I dont know what kind of dog it was but its tail was sticking straight up in the air and I glanced over and bam! all I could see was this huge dog butt hole.  If its dark and Its so big I can see it.. well, its a freakish thing and not my fault for noticing.  Lookingup
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 10:00:27 AM »

Did you see the size of that dogs butt hole? 

 BounceGiggle
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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2009, 01:12:42 PM »

Immitating my mother..."I was your sheets, I see what you've been doing Mark..."
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« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2009, 06:04:26 PM »

"I do donate to the well being of this family...its called a paycheck."
Myself to my wife
(It was a friendly conversation about me using a gift card on myself for candy and forgetting to get batteries)
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« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 12:28:49 AM »

God Basket! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2009, 01:17:16 AM »

I ate at Red Lobster today with the wife and her parents. Her dad was raving about his fish and how good it tasted, so I asked to sample it. It tasted terrible. After spitting it out I proclaimed that my mouth tasted like "I had just gone down on the Little Mermaid." They all seemed to think it was funny, but I was too busy stuffing steak into my mouth in order to remove the taste.
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« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2009, 02:03:39 AM »

After that word of the day fiasco, my coworker came up with a new word:

"New word of the day: onomatopoeia."
"Well, I can't say I like the sound of that."
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« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2009, 08:41:30 AM »

"He looks like a jacket potato with teeth"
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« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2009, 01:53:48 PM »

What the blue dog is that!?
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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2009, 03:18:26 PM »

"Why is it so f**king ugly?"
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2009, 05:24:48 PM »

Matt. Damon.
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« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2009, 08:25:26 PM »

"Today's going to be a great day."

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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2009, 09:41:47 PM »

Man, that stinks like last year's bottled farts.
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