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El Misfit
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« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2009, 12:07:12 AM »

Blob Blasket!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2009, 01:17:44 AM »

OK so it wasn't really me, but my husband accidentally mispronounced Nosferatu as "Nostrilatu".. which, of course, I repeated several times throughout the day.
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« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2009, 04:41:00 AM »

"He punches a bear to death and throws him into f**king space.  INTO SPACE!"
-explaining Hercules (1983) to someone
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Psycho Circus
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« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2009, 01:33:55 PM »

"I have no idea who that is, but I know they can probably get the whirly-bobs in the fax to do....things"
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« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2009, 09:06:08 PM »

"f**k me in a garbage can."
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« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2009, 01:45:45 PM »

"I've been so erect lately, I've got Morris dancers gathering around my crotch!"
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El Misfit
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« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2009, 02:30:40 PM »

GOD f**kING DAMMIT!!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2009, 05:44:55 PM »

"So I've been on the pad for 20 minutes..."
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« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2009, 01:41:48 PM »

"That's the perfect paedo rag for those that want it"
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« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2009, 05:00:46 PM »

"If they made a bottle of vodka that gave backrubs, you'd never see me again."

And one from Dan: "I shall now fart non-stop."
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2010, 02:10:12 AM »

"Dig Glargg..."  Bluesad  TongueOut  Lookingup
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« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2010, 03:14:55 PM »

"It's purple and it has his name on it"
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« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2010, 04:41:05 PM »

D'oh!
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« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »

"I've got to go take a crap."

the sensation of gas building in my guts goes away.

"Then again, maybe not. I guess I'll just go sit on the toilet and see what happens."
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« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2010, 01:03:36 AM »

"God, Michael's [my brother] ex-wife smells homeless."
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