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Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2010, 11:48:53 PM »

"Must go poo-age and make sewage!"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at
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« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2010, 10:02:18 AM »

"Must go poo-age and make sewage!"

 Buggedout BuggedoutTeddyR TeddyR

As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2010, 03:57:01 AM »

Fiancee's Text: [the kitten] is being annoying.

My text: Punch her.
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2010, 04:14:34 AM »

"Lady Gag Reflex"

El Misfit
Possible sex dungeon mistress
B-Movie Kraken

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Hi there!

« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2010, 11:37:22 AM »

Hanana Montana MUST DIE!

yeah no.
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2010, 01:07:11 PM »

"I feel barnstormed by all these retards"

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Posts: 1490

« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2010, 10:32:22 PM »

"If I tell you, it won't be a surprise!"

In response to an employee asking if and when we were getting bonuses.
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