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« on: December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM »

Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 06:04:27 AM »
"Normally, I rub a Buddah's belly for luck, but you'll do.  (Come on, Lotto numbers!)"
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 06:40:45 AM »
"No Chuck. I said take him to the CORONER."
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 07:41:13 AM »
Although Chuck had only read about open heart massage, he did manage to pull it off successfully, saving the man's life.
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 12:04:18 PM »
Mr. Spock I call this... The Chuck Norris sleep touch.
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 01:06:06 PM »
Chuck Norris can absorb food from human stomachs through his hand, regardless of clothing...
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 02:54:17 PM »
"I don't need a defibrillator. I'm Chuck f**king Norris! CLEAR!"
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 04:25:10 PM »
"...And after Way of the dragon I wax my chest. It doesn't hurt much, let me demostrate..."
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 04:27:57 PM »
"Rest now my friend, and may the Chuck be with you"
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 07:03:05 PM »
It's... it's Trevor!
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2009, 07:07:10 PM »
"He would've been fine had he been wearing his Action Jeans, like Chuck."
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 08:33:08 PM »
"He's dead; FINALLY!  Now I can take his wallet.  Stupid career, down the friggin drain."
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2009, 08:23:33 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM




Deputy: Hey Chuck.. I don't think that burrito is sitting too well.
Chuck: Here buddy.. let me massage that bellyache.

Seconds later they both died in a massive methane explosion.
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2009, 08:45:44 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM

Unknown to the fact that the camera was on, Chuck shot the deputy, who he thought was the sheriff
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2009, 03:38:33 PM »
"Your mind to my mind... Oh wait, I'm too low."
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