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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2009, 09:20:34 AM »

"You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!"

No kidding: I'm there already.
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2009, 02:32:32 PM »

 hot <---- Sixth level of Hell. Test has to be rigged. Only explanation...
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2009, 07:12:04 PM »

Just tried the 7 Deadly Sins quiz.  My Envy, Lust, and Pride levels are High.  Greed is medium, and everything else is low.  The quiz is at the same site here.
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2009, 07:33:06 PM »

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell

yep, that sounds about right.   TeddyR  I have a short fuse, what can I say? Its the red hair.
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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 07:39:26 PM »

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell

yep, that sounds about right.   TeddyR  I have a short fuse, what can I say? Its the red hair.

Same here, minus the red hair.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2009, 07:43:41 PM »

The wise and much-knowing Seven Deadly Sins Test sayeth:

Greed: Low
Gluttony: Low
Wrath: Very low
Sloth: Low
Envy: Very low
Lust: High
Pride: Medium

So! It is obviously my dedicated admiration of those the mixed-chromosome set that will send me to the Sixth Level of Hell. Glad we cleared that up! Hey, this test knows of what it speaks!
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« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2009, 10:21:26 PM »

envy-very low
lust-low
greed, gluttony, wrath, and pride-med.
sloth-high
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2011, 09:08:02 PM »

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Greed:    Low    
Gluttony:    Medium    
Wrath:    Low    
Sloth:    Low    
Envy:    Very Low    
Lust:    Very Low    
Pride:    Medium
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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2011, 10:26:41 AM »

6th level of Hell



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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low



But... but... I'm a nice guy!


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I'm guessing boobs don't count as limbs, right?
Pity.
This level could actually be kinda fun...
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2011, 11:34:51 PM »

Fifth level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Greed:    Very Low    
Gluttony:    Low    
Wrath:    Low    
Sloth:    Medium    
Envy:    Very Low    
Lust:    Very Low    
Pride:    Medium    
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2011, 04:23:45 AM »

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Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



Well what can I say, I hate a lot of things...





Me too.
I scored VERY HIGH on Violent and Heretic.
Scored VERY HIGH on Lustful too!!!
Hell yeah!!!
I got fire in me pants and I wanna dance!!!

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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2011, 04:56:56 AM »

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


Whoa, lol. As I was answering the questions I expected to have like level 5 or something. Because I'm an atheist I suppose. Not sure why I have the worst level, though, some questions I answered against killing etc. I'm hugely left and not right at all.
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2011, 09:11:31 AM »

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I'm Level 6-The Heretic! 

 At least I wasn't wrathful and gloomy Smile
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2011, 12:05:51 PM »

I got fire in me pants and I wanna dance!!!




Yeah, but we all knew that you trendy fella!



 Cheers


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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 01:45:22 PM »

I wonder if the levels change based on how oneself is feeling.
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