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« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2009, 12:28:44 PM »

I just recently saw a movie that's worse than all of these: the amateur direct-to-DVD feature PROMETHEUS TRIUMPHANT: A FUGUE IN THE KEY OF FLESH.  I am not going to nominate it, though, because I'm sure no one else has seen it---and, it's so bad I don't want to do anything that might encourage anyone to!

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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