Certain Types of Facebook Friends

[Javakoala]

yikes....am i in one of those groups??  I mean, I like FB and all, but....

maybe I'm in the "Almost famous a while ago but now trying to build a business using social networking MILF" group

To quote Peter Griffin, "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...whoa."

Just my take, but I don't get the "MILF" thing. These are women who have had kids, but they are still women. Why should I make an issue of the fact they are mothers?  They are women I'd love to do derdy things with because they are hot, cool and/or sexy, and I don't care if they have one, six or zero kids. Mothers are women, too, and should be respected as such.

On a different line of thought, you are a great MILF, but that is beside the point.   

[JaseSF]

I'd probably be called "A Ghost" but that's most likely because I'm rarely on Facebook. I just check in every once in a blue moon. I'd rather come to this forum anyday. It is a good way to get in touch with someone or for someone to get in touch with you if they feel the need but agree way too many people waste away their lives visiting Facebook and some don't seem to understand the concept that others actually have lives to lead away from it.

[Ash]

The Commenter
This is the person that will say something about your status no matter what you write.  They are usually the person you least like on your friend list too.  And they often have nothing much to say either.

I have another one that's a variation of The Commenter.

The Sycophant
This Facebook user is obsessed with one of their friends and only posts when that person posts.
Their responses are almost always flattering in nature.

[Mofo Rising]

I probably fall under the Cryptic Commentator category, mostly because I only comment on things that make me laugh. A lot of the time that involves the things I'm currently interested in, which is obscure movies and chemistry concepts.

What the hell, it makes me laugh.

[paula]

yikes....am i in one of those groups??  I mean, I like FB and all, but....

maybe I'm in the "Almost famous a while ago but now trying to build a business using social networking MILF" group

To quote Peter Griffin, "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...whoa."

Just my take, but I don't get the "MILF" thing. These are women who have had kids, but they are still women. Why should I make an issue of the fact they are mothers?  They are women I'd love to do derdy things with because they are hot, cool and/or sexy, and I don't care if they have one, six or zero kids. Mothers are women, too, and should be respected as such.

On a different line of thought, you are a great MILF, but that is beside the point.   

..........well, that was more thought than I put into this whole topic.......
ps, thanks for saying i am a great MILF 

[RCMerchant]

The Drunken Idiot
This Facebook poster only posts when they are totally wasted.
Their posts usually consist of writing "I'M DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "I'M FU**ING WASTED!!!!!"

Hey I resemble that remark!