(Bush giggles to himself after dialing number)
"Hello, this is Frank's Bowling Lanes. Can I help you?"
Bush: "Yeah. How big are your balls?" (giggles some more)
Frank: "They weigh from 5 pounds to 16 pounds."
Bush: "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU WALK?!!"
(Laughs hysterically, then hangs up phone)