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« on: December 24, 2009, 05:07:29 PM »

What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?


"Ooohh yeah...  That's hot!  Now tell me what you'd do to me!"

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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 03:25:11 PM »

yeah, so that's 18Lbs of crack for me and 100Lbs for Cheney
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 10:54:08 PM »



Bart Simpson: Which way does the water turn in your toilets when you flush them?
Bush: I didn't realize the toilets flushed up here.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 03:54:38 AM »





(Bush giggles to himself after dialing number)
"Hello, this is Frank's Bowling Lanes.  Can I help you?"
Bush: "Yeah.  How big are your balls?" (giggles some more)
Frank: "They weigh from 5 pounds to 16 pounds."
Bush: "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU WALK?!!"
(Laughs hysterically, then hangs up phone)
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »

What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?





Torgo: Hello?
Bush: What is your advice?
Torgo: Go f**k yourself
Bush: Where?
Torgo: In the ass
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 07:41:41 PM »

"Hello President Obama...is a Hugh Gass there?  No?  Well look on your wife."   (hangs up)
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 11:44:14 PM »

"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 03:53:19 AM »

The cow says, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 08:54:41 AM »

Raffi really did call the White House on his bananaphone.
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2010, 12:31:34 AM »

"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."

box...you are on fire lately!
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 11:48:03 PM »

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