sprite75
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« on: December 29, 2009, 01:54:16 AM » |
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Lando: So how's the new hand, Luke? Luke: Oh, it's great. It's so much stronger than the original. One question though. Do you know where I could get a hot dog out here? Lando: Why would you want a hotdog? Luke: The doc droid said to practice with a hot dog, but I'm not sure where to get a good one. Lando: Have you tried the ship's commissary? Luke: No, the ones they got are as hard as rocks...
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 04:50:17 AM » |
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C3PO: R2, don't look. Master Luke and the princess are going to have another incestuous make-out session. R2: Bwoooooop! (yuck!)
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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El Misfit
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 06:09:41 PM » |
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Luke:Hmmm, if a chicken and half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Endor?
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yeah no.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 07:39:28 PM » |
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Luke recovers from his drunken Life Day escapades.
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sprite75
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 10:13:16 PM » |
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Luke: Someone tell Leia to stop looking at me like that. I'm getting a chubby.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 08:09:34 AM » |
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Med Droid: "You may want to tell the others to leave sir, its time for your prostate exam..."
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 02:21:04 AM » |
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LUKE: "Why does my new hand smell like fish?" MED DROID: "Uhhh...."
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 12:14:56 PM » |
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Med Droid To Luke: "You're all set sir...by the way could you introduce me to your golden friend. He has a sweet chrome @ss..."
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El Misfit
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 02:33:25 PM » |
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Finally, i can Climb WALLS!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 08:58:58 PM » |
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How's the new hand Luke?
It's cool.
(you might have to think about that one)
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 12:17:45 AM » |
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um, you might want to test drive that thing on a sausage or something first....we've had some models go into overdrive and....it wouldn't be pretty.
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"What about the American Dream?" "It came true! You're looking at it!"
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 09:19:56 AM » |
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Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
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"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop "Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch
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sprite75
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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 12:45:22 AM » |
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Luke: So am I good to go. Med Droid: Yes. But practice on a melon first before attempting to engage in intimate relations with your sister. Otherwise you might wind up doing serious damage.
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2010, 09:56:30 AM » |
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R2D2 thinking:" beeeeep bepobe beep"- translate into Yes, another Robot to deal with
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yeah no.
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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2010, 10:21:01 AM » |
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In space, masturbation is a very technical affair...
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