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« on: December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM »



Admiral Ozzel learns too late that erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix well.
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 02:39:38 AM »

Guy on the right:  "I told you that's what would happen if you watched 2girls1cup."
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 02:59:25 AM »





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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 07:36:40 PM »

"Lord Vader, Ozzel had some of that three week old Chinese food in the fridge."
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 08:56:39 PM »

Oh my - there's alien poop on the overhead!
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 06:55:18 PM »

"Lord Vader, Ozzel just watched the Holiday Special..."
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 11:36:07 PM »

"No Lord Vader, I've not seen your urine sample. Yes, I'll look for an apple juice bottle."
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 09:42:01 PM »

"Lord Vader, Ozzel's animal calls are getting annoying....is there anything you can do to make him stop?"
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2010, 02:18:59 PM »

Typical of the Star Wars universe. They can build starships a mile long, but they never developed the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2010, 10:14:26 PM »

another reason why YOU SHOULD NEVER make fun of Darth Vader
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 12:51:26 AM »

"Throw as much theatrics into it as you like, we all know you did it."
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 01:16:21 AM »

Just in case you're not reading xkcd.

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 02:58:14 AM »



Vader: Now, what did you say about my singing?
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