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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 12:12:31 PM »


Pilot: "For those with connecting flights to Newark, you'll have to walk a few blocks up to the next bus stop, take the 11:45 bus to the airport and...."

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Copilot to Pilot:  "Gesundheit"
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 02:13:07 PM »

This Boeing moment was brought to you by your good friends at Airbus.
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 02:18:48 PM »


When a penny causes dramatic results
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2010, 12:16:09 PM »

Why one shouldn't try to parallel park a plane.
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2010, 02:21:38 PM »

these new tires reallyworks well, we didn't crash into the gas station!
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 07:30:34 PM »

"well thank god, the old lady with the shopping cart broke our fall..."
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 08:14:07 PM »

The pilot was intoxicated
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2010, 08:55:54 PM »

Man, they're pulling everybody over for these holiday spot checks.
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2010, 12:19:31 AM »



Hey, Sgt....there's no box in this accident report for "aircraft"....
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2010, 12:20:58 AM »



Right... up yours Sully, anyone can ski in on nice soft water, try it on pavement!
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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2010, 02:29:41 PM »


Doug's Doughnuts really is the main attraction to Chicago
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2010, 06:17:13 PM »

Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever
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« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2010, 10:00:28 PM »

Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever

Bull, you should really stop making half your humorous captions about Circus... notice he hasn't been around much anymore?  He was getting a little tired of those jokes. 
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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2010, 12:04:44 AM »

When Barney Grumble burps too loud
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