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El Misfit
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« on: January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM »


Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box
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yeah no.
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 12:05:40 AM »

We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 12:14:55 AM »

Goddamn that Superman.  Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.
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My kinda toy...


« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 01:49:20 AM »

1st guy in car:  That was it?  That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car:  Um... Sir?  Tim Curry was in that plane...
1st guy in car:  NOOOOO!!!!!
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 06:26:21 AM »

Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know.  We're all counting on you.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 06:50:19 PM »

Policeman:  "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 11:41:31 PM »

"All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM »


Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest?
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 01:42:53 AM »

This is my "Sully" moment
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 08:48:54 AM »

This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 04:47:53 PM »


Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway!

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Mr. DS
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 09:36:36 PM »

Pilot:  "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 10:06:55 PM »

"This is your captain speaking.  There is no cause for alarm.  Thank you."
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 10:38:01 PM »

"....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2010, 12:41:19 AM »

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