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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2010, 12:21:10 PM »

.I will not fall down in public.
.I will not blow my snots without a rag onto my shoes.
.I will not tell a strange girl that she has a purdy mouf.
.I will not have sex with girls with glass eyes-(cuz it's kinda creepy).
.I WILL buy toilet paper-because coffee filters and the phone book are rough.
.I will not masterbate in public restrooms.
.I will never engage in a discussion of the merits (or lack of) the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with a lesbian ever again.
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+1 virtual karma for RC!

Mine is pretty achievable: rather than stop smoking altogether, I'm just going to limit myself to 6 cigarettes a day.  I've been able to stick to it so far. 
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2010, 05:22:54 PM »

.I will not blow my snots without a rag onto my shoes.
.I will not masterbate in public restrooms.

I cannot commit to these resolutions as it would take at least 50% of the enjoyment out of my life.

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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2010, 09:58:16 PM »

I thought I didn't make any resolutions this year because I was sick, but then I realized that my list of stuff to do after Christmas and before next Christmas probably counts!

- Get a real haircut from a professional
- Make some friends
- Go to those belly dancing classes
- Spend some time with the friends I make
- Devise a successful money-making scheme with the girls at work that doesn't involve going to work
- Don't get sick

.I will not fall down in public.
.I will not blow my snots without a rag onto my shoes.
.I will not tell a strange girl that she has a purdy mouf.
.I will not have sex with girls with glass eyes-(cuz it's kinda creepy).

Ha!  I imagine that all happened in the same afternoon in that order.  I love you RC.

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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2010, 10:05:13 PM »

- Go to those belly dancing classes

 Question ...  Smile ... TeddyR ....  hot

That sums up my reaction.
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2010, 10:21:24 PM »

.I will not fall down in public.

I'll try not to laugh at the image in my head

.I will not masterbate in public restrooms.

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really that desperate Bluesad
And that is disgusting TongueOut
use your own Toilet Wink
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 10:48:48 PM »

-get a car
-keep my credit cards cleared up (if only there weren't so many DVD and Blu-Ray movies I want)
-drop all of the 40 pounds I gained after leaving my ex (feeling like the end of your life is a great incentive to not care about food, but now, with a lust for life, food is WONDERFUL!)
-focus on the two things that matter to me most: movies and writing...and the rest shall follow after that
-end the year with at LEAST 5000 in the bank, if not more
-get all those damned Gothic romance novel covers scanned (Mark that baby as DONE!) (P.S. Don't ask unless you REALLY want to know)
-hopefully get my relationship with the love of my world to the point that we are at least both dating each other on a regular basis by the end of the year (P.S. the same as above)
-stop masturbating in public...wait, where have I heard that before?
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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2010, 06:42:00 PM »

Kinda boring but:

Help out more around the house. More cooking and cleaning done by me.
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 09:13:20 PM »

fix up my SUV
get more exercise
buy a s**t load of b-movies
get more LEGOS
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