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« on: January 08, 2010, 04:02:43 PM »

not a news story I know but I didnt know where else to put it.

http://current.com/1hi4k4c

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 04:08:44 PM »

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"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

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"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

Really funny. I'd say those are my faves, but I do question whether some of these are made up or just exaggerations.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 05:02:51 PM »

It might be real, i used to talk in my sleep
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yeah no.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 08:26:59 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 01:25:36 AM »

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  If that woman is making this stuff up, she's my hero because that is some funny stuff.

""Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.""

HAAAAaaaaaa!

I just learned a new word: bollock.  Is that a swear?  Is it like calling someone a testicle?  Is that commonly used?
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 06:26:57 AM »

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  If that woman is making this stuff up, she's my hero because that is some funny stuff.

""Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.""

HAAAAaaaaaa!

I just learned a new word: bollock.  Is that a swear?  Is it like calling someone a testicle?  Is that commonly used?
A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.
I copied that from urban dictionary. It should help.
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2010, 08:49:54 AM »

3. something great

That would be the "dog's bollocks".  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 02:54:42 PM »

One of my best memories of my ex is one night, while she was asleep, she started doing this little dance with her hands and upper body. Then she asked about the orangutans and whether they were safe. I told her they were fine and they they were having tea.  She said that was great because they loved tea and she went back to sleep.

I generally scream or yell "No" in my sleep.  I never remember the dreams.
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 03:15:56 PM »

When I first met my ex, she used to throw her arm up in the air and shout "NO!". It used to scare the crap out of me. She thought it was hilarious when I told her.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2010, 03:28:49 PM »

When I first met my ex, she used to throw her arm up in the air and shout "NO!". It used to scare the crap out of me. She thought it was hilarious when I told her.

She was obviously dreaming about you asking for some loving.   TeddyR BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2010, 06:17:30 AM »

There was this one time, when I was just about to fall asleep (or maybe I was already sleeping?) , and then suddenly I jumped up, and shouted.
Then I looked around in confusion...maybe I had a nightmare...dunno.
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