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« on: January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM »



Wife: I wish I had known this was what marriage would be like after 15 years.
Husband: (snoring loudly)
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 11:46:48 PM »

suddenly, robbers robbed the Robertson's of all of their items
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 05:04:32 PM »

You can't have a water bed without a whale.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 PM »

Foreplay just wasn't the same as when they were thin and young. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2010, 07:16:22 PM »

"Hey hey hey, quit hoggin' the covers, b***h."
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2010, 07:55:13 PM »

the funny thing is that it is 1:00 P.M.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2010, 09:17:01 PM »





To prevent excessive methane poisoning in the household, they sleep with their backs to each other and pass their farts back and forth during the night.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2010, 07:12:56 PM »

Both the husband and wife are pregnant  TongueOut
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