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« on: December 23, 2009, 09:59:17 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580964,00.html?test=latestnews

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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 08:17:16 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 12:20:56 AM »

I suppose he needed a little pick-me-up after getting stabbed in the chest. Amazing that he'd be so calm. What would really have been worth seeing is the looks on the faces of people in the diner.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 04:01:02 AM »

It's not customary for patrons to bring their own silverware..
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 09:39:50 AM »

Maybe he heard the diner's coffee was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 09:41:43 AM »

But did the coffee squirt out of his chest when he drank it? BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2010, 08:45:59 PM »

Did he order the coffee to go or to drink there?
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 08:50:48 PM »

Why does this sound like the opening to a great joke?
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 08:58:54 PM »

HOW DOES ONE LIVE BY BEING STABBED IN THE CHEST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 02:49:51 AM »

He thought about walking into a bar, but the diner was closer.
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