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El Misfit
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« on: January 10, 2010, 06:32:14 PM »


Damn, we need to go lower!
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »

Guy on bike:   "Hey you in the plane do you happen to know how to get to...(zoooooooooooooooom)...damn, missed him..."
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 06:57:07 PM »





Ted Kennedy at the Chappaquiddick in '69: different mode of transportation, same result.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 08:07:22 AM »

Guy in plane:  "Scooters suuuuuucckkk!!!"
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 09:34:09 AM »

"Good thing these shorts have a splotchy brown pattern."
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 12:26:28 PM »

Ever since what happened last year, Sully thought he was could do anything.
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 12:38:41 PM »

Although the new Mini had its share of detractors, the late Charles "Wings" McGee was undoubtedly its most passionate critic.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 01:07:52 PM »

When Circus directs air traffic
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 10:45:54 PM »


Damn, we need to go lower!


They told me they'd try to run me over with an airplane if I wore this lime green half-shirt while riding my moped, but I never thought they'd actually go through with it!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 01:32:03 AM »

Looks like somebody watched North By Northwest to much.
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