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« on: January 11, 2010, 08:31:52 AM »


"Blood? f**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 08:38:47 AM »

guy: Mmmmm, Apple (makes the Homer sound when he daydreams about doughnuts)
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 09:05:30 AM »

GuY: "I'm not saying you don't look pretty, its just a bit too...well...'onion-like' for me dear..."
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 11:38:40 AM »

I'm not so sure that money we spent on the tanning bed was worth it.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 12:33:35 PM »

Looking closely at his work, Mr. Dennis decided the spider sac was not going to be the next beehive. Undeterred, he picked up his scissors and started over.
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You said "Minkey"!


« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 10:23:13 PM »





Woman: Like my Gary Oldman Dracula outfit?
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 10:24:58 PM »


Guy:  "Uh, honey ... you sure you have the wig on right.  It looks like you've got a white chicken roosting on your head."
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 10:29:42 PM »

"You know, I thought it was just the hairdo, but her head really is that shape."
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 03:09:14 PM »

Well, I say you're andorian, and you hide the antenna in the hair, am I right?
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