Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 24, 2022, 04:49:12 PM
681282 Posts in 51634 Topics by 7261 Members
Latest Member: Lefty Throckmorton
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Television  |  THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs « previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 40 41 [42]
Author Topic: THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs  (Read 305802 times)
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #615 on: January 24, 2022, 09:32:03 AM »

HORROR OF PARTY BEACH

Tom [panicking] "The music's coming from INSIDE the radio!"

 TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #616 on: January 26, 2022, 02:58:38 AM »

THE SIDEHACKERS

Crow: "Indy, throw me the whip!"
Tom: "Throw me the idol!"

 TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #617 on: January 28, 2022, 10:57:42 AM »

QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS:

Tom: "Oh, Dull is that way, dammit."  TeddyR
Crow: "Pots! Pots for throwing pee at your neighbors!"
Pearl: "Good news! Only 20% of the village died of the Plague overnight!"
« Last Edit: January 28, 2022, 12:52:34 PM by Trevor » Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #618 on: February 12, 2022, 10:21:08 AM »

TOUCH OF SATAN

Tom: “Hm, signed copy of the Necronomicon there. “
Mike: "You guys scare me, ha ha ha. Signed, Satan."

 TeddyR TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #619 on: March 01, 2022, 08:05:03 AM »

WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD

[Robert Ginty accidentally bumps a spider with his foot]
Crow: "Oh great, now we gotta buy that one."

 TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #620 on: March 06, 2022, 02:46:55 PM »

DEATHSTALKER & THE WORRIERS FROM HELL

Wizard: "Far......."
Joel: "A note to follow So......"  TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #621 on: April 24, 2022, 12:23:27 AM »

INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN

[Old scientist looks at a row of clocks on a wall]

Crow: "What times are it?"  TeddyR TeddyR
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #622 on: April 26, 2022, 09:00:06 AM »

QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS

Quote
Baydool: All is well.
Tom: Oh yeah, I got bought by a beard-wearing psycho, I had half a can of pee thrown at me, yeah, things are great.

Half a can of pee  Buggedout BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #623 on: April 30, 2022, 02:24:25 AM »

Gamera vs. Guiron

(Akio wakes up with his head shaved)
Tom: Those girls are cannibals.
Joel: They ate my hair?

 BuggedoutBounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Trevor
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1850
Posts: 19732


South African Film Activist & Chief Troublemaker


WWW
« Reply #624 on: May 01, 2022, 10:37:26 AM »

THE GIANT GILA MONSTER

JOEL (as the Gila Monster): Hey, don't drink that!  That's my urine!  I don't even do that!

 BuggedoutBounceGiggle BounceGiggle
Logged

"Tear these things apart! You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed.... walk it off."
Pages: 1 ... 40 41 [42]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Television  |  THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.