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« Reply #300 on: October 06, 2011, 09:36:26 PM »

Century 21 Calling:

Mike: They want their gold jacket back.

Singer: In a needle up high, you can look through the eye, and you're seeing it all...
Crow (singing along): At the Annie Sprinkle show.
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« Reply #301 on: October 08, 2011, 10:40:02 AM »

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS

TOM: This movie stops at nothing.  And stays there.

[During a silent patch...]
TOM: Now would be a great time for some phrases... 'a woman's purse'... 'flag on the moon'.... 'a man murdered'... I'll check back later.

[Innocent man stumbles around after being shot from a plane]
CROW: I'm sick... I'm dying... and yet, I have a taste for nachos!
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« Reply #302 on: October 21, 2011, 04:17:33 AM »

MITCHELL

[Martin Balsam gets up off the park bench]
Joel: "Well, time for my stiffaerobics class."  TeddyR

[Maximum close-up on Harold Stone]
Joel: "I'm almost Anthony Quinn."  Smile
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« Reply #303 on: October 21, 2011, 04:19:27 AM »

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS

TOM: This movie stops at nothing.  And stays there.


 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #304 on: October 21, 2011, 08:55:47 AM »

More Mitchell:

[car door slams off screen]
Tom: [looks off to the right] "What was that?"
[car door slams on screen]
Joel: "Oh."

[Bad guy goons check each other out]
Tom: "Nice cap."

 TeddyR


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« Reply #305 on: October 21, 2011, 09:51:51 AM »

Mitchell:

(Merlin Olsen looks out the window at Mitchell in his car)
Tom: He's down. I think I'll send him a Pick Me Up Bouquet.
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« Reply #306 on: October 29, 2011, 02:02:40 PM »

Once Upon a Honeymoon

[Title comes on screen]
TOM: Oh, how many times Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie had sex!

NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST

Scientist: Better to stalk it than have it come after us.
TOM: Yeah, that's my dating philosophy.

[Character stumbles walking down a hill]
MIKE: Oh, blood beast scat, careful!
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« Reply #307 on: November 01, 2011, 02:36:44 AM »

(Mutant is struck repeatedly on its huge exposed brain)
Crow: "Ow, I'm very vulnerable there. Ow, there go the piano lessons. Ow, I can't remember my dad."

This website's good meds work again! I was in a hell of a rage at work until I read this.  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #308 on: November 11, 2011, 01:01:44 PM »

from ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE:

during opening credits,
Crow: Tia Carerre?  We might have to pay attention!

Penguin/Medical Examiner: You are looking for one very large, angry individual.
Mike (plaintively): Maybe I am looking for someone like that, but, I don't know if I'll ever find him.

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« Reply #309 on: November 26, 2011, 01:38:30 PM »

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES...

[During the "strip" show]
MIKE [in a "wink-wink" voice]: You know what I'm looking at?  That exit sign.

[During the "spiral hypnosis" scene]
CROW: A dimension not of sight or sound, but of crap.

MIKE: Western zombie music: a short-lived fad.

Bonus points: at one point the movie shows us a scary looking clown and Mike says, "Good old fashioned nightmare fuel."  I'm not sure if this is the first time anyone ever used the phrase "nightmare fuel" or not, but if it is, it's a classic moment in pop culture.  (Otherwise, it's just a throwaway line).

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« Reply #310 on: November 26, 2011, 02:25:23 PM »

Also from Incredibly Strange Creatures:

[Shirtless protagonist sleeping restlessly]
Mike: Nipples too small, too dark and upsetting!

[During hypnosis]
Tom: You will be Nicolas Caaaage.
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« Reply #311 on: December 04, 2011, 11:38:23 AM »

JACK FROST

Father Frost: Any living creature who touches my Scepter of Frost will never awaken again.
CROW: Admittedly, it's a design flaw.

TOM: Apparently, there's no Finnish word for 'subtle.'

[Sleigh ride honeymoon scene]
TOM: Metaphorically, I think the suggestion is that marriage is a dizzying, mad, existential ride to nowhere.
MIKE: Or, niceness is fun.
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« Reply #312 on: December 04, 2011, 11:05:31 PM »

From MANHUNT IN SPACE:

Cheap looking planet effect on screen
Servo: "Look, it's the MST3K logo!"
Joel (whispers): "We're not supposed to know about that."

Rocky: "I'm sure we're in an area our enemies don't want us to search."
Servo: "Yes, it's a dark, forbidden area, full of secrets and shame."


Servo: "Joel, which ship is theirs, the phallic one or the phallic one?"


Rocky: "Oh, Winky -"
Winky: "Yeah Rocky?"
Crow: "Jettison Bobby."

Rocky: "Safety belts, everyone."
Joel: "Except you, Bobby."
Crow: "Bobby been getting to you?  You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
Servo: "Yeah I've got a headache this big and it's got 'Bobby' written all over it."
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« Reply #313 on: December 05, 2011, 03:50:55 AM »

From MANHUNT IN SPACE:

Rocky: "Oh, Winky -"
Winky: "Yeah Rocky?"
Crow: "Jettison Bobby."

Rocky: "Safety belts, everyone."
Joel: "Except you, Bobby."
Crow: "Bobby been getting to you?  You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
Servo: "Yeah I've got a headache this big and it's got 'Bobby' written all over it."


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Reminds me of the ominous question in Robocop: "Can you fly, Bobby?"  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #314 on: December 07, 2011, 10:21:03 PM »

I'm looking for an MST3K episode but I can't remember the movie title. It was directed by Ed Wood and it was NOT the Sinister Urge (Which he wrote, actually).
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