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« Reply #390 on: December 29, 2012, 01:45:46 PM »

SPACE MUTINY:

Cameron Mitchell's name appears in the credits
Servo: "Yay!! Wait no....."

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« Reply #391 on: January 02, 2013, 04:03:30 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE

[Rowsdower guns down two cultists]

Mike: *BANG* Gilles, no! *BANG* Not Etienne!  TeddyR
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« Reply #392 on: January 02, 2013, 10:39:12 AM »

Codename: Diamondhead

Basically, the whole running gag of the Ian McShane character being Lovejoy.
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« Reply #393 on: January 02, 2013, 11:42:30 AM »

Codename: Diamondhead

Basically, the whole running gag of the Ian McShane character being Lovejoy.

He'll always be Swearengen to me.   TeddyR
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« Reply #394 on: January 29, 2013, 05:25:56 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

(Mike tries to dislodge Crow from the cross beams)

Crow: "Ah, my friend the squeegee: I love you!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #395 on: February 01, 2013, 01:56:31 PM »

From FINAL SACRIFICE:
Troy & Zap are under the floorboards hiding from the cult thugs.
Crow (as Troy): "Oh, this is no big deal, it's how I get through every school day."

Zap: "Are you okay kid?'
Mike: "Well, I don't have any friends, girls don't like me, my teachers absolutely hate....oh, I mean, yeah, I'm fine."


From OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK:
Servo: "Mike, the comic relief lady is making me very tense."

Apollonia & Fingle are arguing.
Fingle: "It's a good thing we don't have to like each other, because you're definitely not my kind of woman!"
She slaps him.
Crow: "Well, now you are, actually."

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« Reply #396 on: February 04, 2013, 06:06:34 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

[A fish or something appears to be expelling gas]

Mike: "Please enjoy a fish anus."  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #397 on: February 09, 2013, 01:45:32 PM »

CRASH OF MOONS

[During a suggestive space docking maneuver...]
TOM: You see, when a spaceship loves a space station very much...

[Vena and Bobby are illustrating dual moon orbits]
TOM: So what would happen if one of the moons sat down and shut up?

Rocky Jones: Quick, Winky, cover your face!
[Winky covers nose with a handkerchief]
CROW: No, more of your face!
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« Reply #398 on: February 10, 2013, 10:12:36 PM »

From Skydivers.

"I think they forgot to have things happen in this movie." 


"A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves."

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« Reply #399 on: February 18, 2013, 01:24:14 AM »

Trace Bealieu to a questioner at a convention panel with Bill Corbett and Ken Plume, discussing Crow:

"Make your own thing out of crap you find."  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #400 on: February 22, 2013, 07:17:53 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE

(Rowsdower strangles a cultist)

Crow: "Ayyy, I had a bead on a goose, ay.....ayyyyyyyyy...." TongueOut Wink
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« Reply #401 on: March 04, 2013, 12:52:37 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

[Doctor Z prepares to take off his pants]

Crow: "AAARGGGHHHH! I'd rather see Sammo Hung in a Speedo!"  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #402 on: March 06, 2013, 01:20:46 PM »

Red Zone Cuba has some of my all time MST3K riffs throughout. My friends and I are constantly saying "I'm Cherokee Jack!" and "Water....thirsty.....sick man" all of the time.
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« Reply #403 on: March 07, 2013, 02:59:59 PM »

^Oh to be blessed with an instrument like John Carradine's. ^

from FUTUREWAR:

credits - Special Appearance by MEL NOVAK
Mike: "It'd be a lot more special if we knew who he was!"

Servo: "Hey, it's Jean Claude Van Damme!"
Mike: "Eh, more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn."

Hero is wandering through a maze of shipping boxes.
Crow: "He's feeling boxed in!"
Mike: "Yeah? Well I'm card-BORED!"
Servo: "Shut up, you two."

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« Reply #404 on: March 19, 2013, 03:57:41 AM »

credits - Special Appearance by MEL NOVAK
Mike: "It'd be a lot more special if we knew who he was!"

 TeddyR TeddyR

He played Tony Montoya in An Eye For An EyeTeddyR
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