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« Reply #390 on: December 29, 2012, 01:45:46 PM »

SPACE MUTINY:

Cameron Mitchell's name appears in the credits
Servo: "Yay!! Wait no....."

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« Reply #391 on: January 02, 2013, 04:03:30 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE

[Rowsdower guns down two cultists]

Mike: *BANG* Gilles, no! *BANG* Not Etienne!  TeddyR
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« Reply #392 on: January 02, 2013, 10:39:12 AM »

Codename: Diamondhead

Basically, the whole running gag of the Ian McShane character being Lovejoy.
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« Reply #393 on: January 02, 2013, 11:42:30 AM »

Codename: Diamondhead

Basically, the whole running gag of the Ian McShane character being Lovejoy.

He'll always be Swearengen to me.   TeddyR
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« Reply #394 on: January 29, 2013, 05:25:56 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

(Mike tries to dislodge Crow from the cross beams)

Crow: "Ah, my friend the squeegee: I love you!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #395 on: February 01, 2013, 01:56:31 PM »

From FINAL SACRIFICE:
Troy & Zap are under the floorboards hiding from the cult thugs.
Crow (as Troy): "Oh, this is no big deal, it's how I get through every school day."

Zap: "Are you okay kid?'
Mike: "Well, I don't have any friends, girls don't like me, my teachers absolutely hate....oh, I mean, yeah, I'm fine."


From OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK:
Servo: "Mike, the comic relief lady is making me very tense."

Apollonia & Fingle are arguing.
Fingle: "It's a good thing we don't have to like each other, because you're definitely not my kind of woman!"
She slaps him.
Crow: "Well, now you are, actually."

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« Reply #396 on: February 04, 2013, 06:06:34 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

[A fish or something appears to be expelling gas]

Mike: "Please enjoy a fish anus."  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #397 on: February 09, 2013, 01:45:32 PM »

CRASH OF MOONS

[During a suggestive space docking maneuver...]
TOM: You see, when a spaceship loves a space station very much...

[Vena and Bobby are illustrating dual moon orbits]
TOM: So what would happen if one of the moons sat down and shut up?

Rocky Jones: Quick, Winky, cover your face!
[Winky covers nose with a handkerchief]
CROW: No, more of your face!
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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« Reply #398 on: February 10, 2013, 10:12:36 PM »

From Skydivers.

"I think they forgot to have things happen in this movie." 


"A stranger comes to town, touches nobody's life, and leaves."

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« Reply #399 on: February 18, 2013, 01:24:14 AM »

Trace Bealieu to a questioner at a convention panel with Bill Corbett and Ken Plume, discussing Crow:

"Make your own thing out of crap you find."  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #400 on: February 22, 2013, 07:17:53 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE

(Rowsdower strangles a cultist)

Crow: "Ayyy, I had a bead on a goose, ay.....ayyyyyyyyy...." TongueOut Wink
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« Reply #401 on: March 04, 2013, 12:52:37 AM »

BLOOD WATERS OF DOCTOR Z

[Doctor Z prepares to take off his pants]

Crow: "AAARGGGHHHH! I'd rather see Sammo Hung in a Speedo!"  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #402 on: March 06, 2013, 01:20:46 PM »

Red Zone Cuba has some of my all time MST3K riffs throughout. My friends and I are constantly saying "I'm Cherokee Jack!" and "Water....thirsty.....sick man" all of the time.
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« Reply #403 on: March 07, 2013, 02:59:59 PM »

^Oh to be blessed with an instrument like John Carradine's. ^

from FUTUREWAR:

credits - Special Appearance by MEL NOVAK
Mike: "It'd be a lot more special if we knew who he was!"

Servo: "Hey, it's Jean Claude Van Damme!"
Mike: "Eh, more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn."

Hero is wandering through a maze of shipping boxes.
Crow: "He's feeling boxed in!"
Mike: "Yeah? Well I'm card-BORED!"
Servo: "Shut up, you two."

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« Reply #404 on: March 19, 2013, 03:57:41 AM »

credits - Special Appearance by MEL NOVAK
Mike: "It'd be a lot more special if we knew who he was!"

 TeddyR TeddyR

He played Tony Montoya in An Eye For An EyeTeddyR
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