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« Reply #435 on: January 07, 2014, 05:02:04 AM »

FUGITIVE ALIEN

The 'Huh?' sequence.  TeddyR
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« Reply #436 on: January 08, 2014, 06:04:26 AM »

THE BEATNIKS

[Every time the camera comes in for a closeup of Eddie's girlfriend]

Joel, Crow, Tom: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #437 on: January 19, 2014, 04:04:58 PM »

MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS -

The name Kenneth J. Berton appears in the credits -
Servo: "I bet the 'J' is for Jerk!"
Mike: "Now, you don't know that..."

So random  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #438 on: January 19, 2014, 04:21:49 PM »

Reminds me of THE CREEPING TERROR:
(The diretor's name A.J. NELSON appears during the opening credits)
Servo: A. J.-- "A Jerk"-- Nelson.
Mike & The Bots: Duh huh huh..
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« Reply #439 on: January 29, 2014, 06:07:46 AM »

THE GIRL IN THE GOLD BOOTS:

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Tom: Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets/The Zodiac Killer's at large/Charles Bukowski is puking out the window/And Santa Claus is on his way/Hey!

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« Reply #440 on: February 03, 2014, 04:07:59 AM »

RING OF TERROR

Crow: "You come in here with a corpse full of mush, you leave vomiting profusely."

 Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #441 on: February 05, 2014, 04:21:32 AM »

TORMENTED

[horrible eerie narration over a shot of a lighthouse]

Crow: "What are you? Graeme Edge of The Moody Blues?"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #442 on: February 07, 2014, 08:59:55 AM »

VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS:

[A duck is in the midst of dancing teens]

Tom: "Now, this is ridiculous."
Crow: "Yeah, first of all, we're assuming they paid cover.
Tom: "So where'd they get the money?"
Mike: "Maybe they put it on the bill."

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #443 on: February 17, 2014, 02:59:49 AM »

TOUCH OF SATAN: Terrible jump cut editing un-nerves the three:

Tom: "The editor got called out of the room a lot, I guess."  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #444 on: February 20, 2014, 06:15:55 AM »

THE STARFIGHTERS:

Mike: Oh, it was pretty rough, man. I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine.
Tom: But you were only here for ten minutes!
Mike: I know, but....

 Buggedout Buggedout TeddyR

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« Reply #445 on: February 23, 2014, 10:39:38 AM »

GORGO

[Scuba diver makes a face]
TOM: This new Cool Ranch flavored scuba air isn't very good.

[After rough seas the ship makes it to port safely]
CROW [to the tune of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"]: They got into port and everyone was okay, they went out for lunch and felt better!

[Gorgo is rampaging through London, destroying buildings]
MIKE [as fleeing Londoner]: This simply isn't done! You'll be hearing from my solicitor.
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« Reply #446 on: March 04, 2014, 02:49:47 AM »

RED ZONE CUBA

[Migrant is being patted down]

Crow: "Hee hee hee! That tickles!"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #447 on: March 06, 2014, 03:55:09 PM »

Hopefully I'm not repeating:
WHY STUDY INDUSTRIAL ARTS:
(after title card)
Crow: ..Because you're bad at math?

(male student makes a purse in class)
Crow: Who am I kidding; this'll never go with my outfit!

Narrator: I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust.
Servo: I put them in my underwear!

Narrator: Of course, I don't know if I'd tell my buddies all this, well, 'cuz sometimes they laugh when you tell them these things.
Crow: Then they pants you and drag you around the track!

Student 1: Didn't you ever wonder what good you'd get out of a course like this?
Student 2: Yeah I did.  In fact, I went to Mr. Barnes, the shop teacher, and asked him about it.  He said that with a large amount of construction work.. (cuts to scene in the past)
Mr. Barnes: With a large amount of construction work..
Servo: He DID!!!

(shot of a foundry)
Mike: Oh you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from..

Mr. Barnes: Tool operators.
Mike & Bots (mimicking Sade song) Tool operators... toool.. operators..

Narrator: No matter what job you go on to after you graduate..
Servo: Your voice changes!

(A paper press is shown in operation)
Crow (imagining someone caught in it): UGH!! NO!! TURN IT OFF!!!  OH GOD!!  OW!!!

(Man uses mechanical expertise under car hood)
Crow: Why, the cat's in here!

(Man inspects electrical panel)
Crow: Okay, we can use the toaster or the lamp.

Narrator: Most of the minor repairs that come up around the house I can take care of myself.
Mike: Of course, when the house began sliding downhill, that was a different story.

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« Reply #448 on: March 10, 2014, 04:29:24 AM »

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WHY STUDY INDUSTRIAL ARTS:
(after title card)
Crow: ..Because you're bad at math?

 TeddyR TeddyR

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(male student makes a purse in class)
Crow: Who am I kidding; this'll never go with my outfit!

 TeddyR TeddyR

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Narrator: I like the smell of fresh wood chips and sawdust.
Servo: I put them in my underwear!

 Buggedout TeddyR I don't!  Wink

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Narrator: Of course, I don't know if I'd tell my buddies all this, well, 'cuz sometimes they laugh when you tell them these things.
Crow: Then they pants you and drag you around the track!

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

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Mr. Barnes: Tool operators.
Mike & Bots (mimicking Sade song) Tool operators... toool.. operators..

 TeddyR TeddyR

I am NEVER going to hear Smooth Operator the same way again.  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR

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(A paper press is shown in operation)
Crow (imagining someone caught in it): UGH!! NO!! TURN IT OFF!!!  OH GOD!!  OW!!!

 Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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Narrator: Most of the minor repairs that come up around the house I can take care of myself.
Mike: Of course, when the house began sliding downhill, that was a different story.

 Buggedout BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #449 on: March 17, 2014, 08:50:36 AM »

HERCULES AGAINST THE MOON MEN

[A very well endowed lady leans forward] Tom: "Looks like this movie's equipped with airbags."  TeddyR TeddyR
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