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« Reply #450 on: March 20, 2014, 05:13:43 PM »

This one is a little weird w/o the context, but,
from DEVIL DOLL:
"Well, back to running the snack bar, hope you get some pants, bye!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #451 on: April 22, 2014, 07:39:45 AM »

GAMERA vs GAOS

[Scientist is explaining a complicated experiment]

Tom: "Then.......... kaboom."  TeddyR
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« Reply #452 on: April 23, 2014, 03:17:40 PM »

http://www.wired.com/2014/04/mst3k-oral-history/
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« Reply #453 on: April 30, 2014, 12:52:44 AM »

WEREWOLF  [Brother Indy and his friends are digging up a skeleton in the desert]  Wink

Crow: "No shoes. He was killed for his Nikes."  TeddyR
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« Reply #454 on: April 30, 2014, 07:35:36 AM »



Hidden at the end of that article is a hint about a Joel-sanctioned, web-based reboot of the show with a new host.
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« Reply #455 on: May 20, 2014, 04:01:20 AM »

FUGITIVE ALIEN

[Shot of a weird looking boat like building]

Tom: "Noah's ark? Huh."

[Shot of a Jeep outside]

Crow: "And there's Moses' jeep."

 TeddyR
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« Reply #456 on: May 27, 2014, 02:51:29 AM »

TORMENTED

[An organist is playing badly]

Tom: "In a gadda da vida, baby......"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #457 on: June 03, 2014, 12:50:23 AM »

WORRIER OF THE LOST WORLD

[The hero rams an attacker's head into a bus sporting the yin-yang logo]

Tom: "Whoa! Right in the yin-yang!"  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #458 on: June 04, 2014, 07:10:19 AM »

MAD MONSTER

Some guy: "What did you find out about the ray guns?"
Crow:"Ron and Nancy?"

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« Reply #459 on: June 19, 2014, 08:37:29 PM »

MST3K "Mitchell": Servo Loses It Small | Large


This.  In all it's glory.   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #460 on: June 24, 2014, 08:49:17 AM »

GAMERA vs GUIRON:

Lady: "Now my boy, you have to answer my questions now."
Crow: "You mean now now or later now?"  TeddyR

I realized in that clip that Crow is missing part of his head.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #461 on: July 14, 2014, 06:09:22 AM »

MOLE PEOPLE [climbers descending a cliff: the camera is focused on their backsides)

Crow: "Filmed in WedgieVision!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #462 on: July 26, 2014, 01:36:27 PM »

"Commander Cody" serial:

Suit: We've noticed unusual atomic activity on the moon.
TOM: Isn't any atomic activity on the moon unusual?

ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY

[Nerdy bespectacled guy stumbles around cemetery]
CROW, JOEL and TOM break into overlapping, freestyle Jerry Lewis impressions for about a minute.
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« Reply #463 on: July 31, 2014, 10:58:32 AM »

from DIABOLIK:

Servo: "This will fool them unless they look at it!"

Balmont: "I'm calling you, Inspector, on behalf of Law and Order."
Ginko: (fake enthusiastic) "Great!"
Crow: "I love Jerry Orbach!"

D shoves Balmont out of the plane -
Servo: "But I'm an evil mastermiiiiinnnnnnd!!"
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« Reply #464 on: August 19, 2014, 06:31:42 AM »

from DIABOLIK:

Servo: "This will fool them unless they look at it!"


 BounceGiggle TeddyR TeddyR
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