Threats of physical violence in films

[Flick James]

Robin Hood: Prince of Theives.

Sheriiff of Nottingham:  I'll cut your heart out with a SPOON!

What I like about that one is the scene later when one of his underlings (cousin, I think) questions him about it and he has to explain it. 
Why a spoon?  Why not a knife or something.
Because a spoon is dull, it'll hurt more.

I love Alan Rickman, what a badass, but he was THE ONLY good thing about that piece of sh**, and he couldn't save it. It wasn't so much the addition of the token Morgan Freeman, which was pretty cheesy, but how can you have a Robin Hood movie with no Prince John?

[Flick James]

Oh, and then there's Kevn Kostner. Don't get me started. Ok, sorry, back on-topic please.

[Automan2k]

Easy Wheels (1989)

"I'll come down on you so hard it will kill your ancestors....... and their friends."

Really fun movie if you haven't seen it.

[Time_Signature]

From Blackadder's Christmas Carol (not so much a threat since it immediately amounts to acts of violence)

Blackadder: In fact, there is something in your stocking, Baldrick, something I made for you.
Baldrick: Ah, well that's the best kind of gift, Mr. B. What is it?
Blackadder: It's a fist. It's for hitting people with... And the great thing is, you can use it again and again!

[metalmonster]

Matt Stone To Dian Bachar In The Movie BASEKETBALL



"Listen To Me You Little Bi**h , You Either Get out There And Make That Shot Or I'm Gonna Shove Your Head So Far Up You'r F***ing A** That You'll Have To Wear Your Socks As A Hat!"

[AndyC]

One of the best, for me, has to be Charles Napier as Tucker McElroy in The Blues Brothers:
"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no f**kin' teeth."

[BoyScoutKevin]

Somewhat more subtle, but no less dangerous.

We don't know whether Kevin was too dense to note the danger signs, or he was so enthralled with this sexy villainess and so eager to lose his virginity to her, that he saw, but ignored, the danger signs. Either way . . .

Listening to headbanging music in her Jaq.

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "How do you rate the music?"
Kevin: "I'm not really into headbanging."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Are you into any sort of banging?"

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "If you don't get out of your wet things, you'll catch your death."

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "You will leave me well satisfied."

Playing Snakes 'n' Ladders in the parlor of her home, and he lands on a Snake.
"Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Down you go."

Kevin: "I'm hungry."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Me, too. Dinner won't be long."

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "A nice bath. And then dinner."
Kevin: "And after that."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Ah! The experience of a lifetime."

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "I wouldn't think of letting you go--now!"

Lady Sylvia Marsh: "I'm not done swith you--yet!"

Having him stand up in the tub, so she can wash him "properly."
"I won't bite."

And then. . .the fatal bite.


Lady Sylvia Marsh (Amanda Donohoe)
Kevin (Chris Pitt)
"Lair of the white Worm"
reviewed at this website

[Mr. DS]

"Hey kid, if I catch you here again I'll kick your @ss and then I'll call the police."

Ed - Return Of The Living Dead Part 2

[Nightowl]

Jax:I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle

-The Warriors

[metalmonster]

Will Ferrel To A Little Kid In The Movie STEP BROTHERS


"Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But I'm Gonna Punch You Repeatedly In The B**ls!"