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« on: January 27, 2010, 08:49:05 PM » |
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A skinny dude with a flashy red jacket can break up a knife fight by saying "it doesn't matter, who's wrong or right" and inspire an impromptu dance number shortly thereafter.
A diner is not the best place to be pulled into a comic book.
Rod Stewart is into voyeurism.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 09:10:57 PM » |
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A person can be a judge and a suspect at the same time (The Agonist- Thank You Pain)
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 09:14:04 PM » |
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There are floating islands in the sky with windmills on them.
When the dead rise, they will start dancing. |
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 07:54:43 PM » |
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Alice from Alice In Wonderland was edible.
Rolling around in a wedding dress and claiming you're "like a virgin" is a bit discrediting.
George Harrison owned a room full of taxidermy that came alive when he started singing.
Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney worked as side show travelers.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 10:01:28 PM » |
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a blond chick in orange spandex is HOT! (Arch Enemy-Nemesis)
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yeah no.
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 08:22:17 AM » |
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You don't need a microphone to sing to a crowded arena. Nobody can stop Ted Nugent from playing a guitar solo, not even the police! Construction workers are hermaphrodites. Chains are easily breakable.  There are invisible cars full of hot women driving around deserted highways. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 09:20:44 AM » |
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Chains are easily breakable. Well only if you're George Lynch and have to to get to your guitar solo on time. |
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 09:26:13 AM » |
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Megadeth IS the news!
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 09:29:53 AM » |
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Megadeth IS the news!
You killed me with this one  |
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2010, 10:00:46 AM » |
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Anthrax are going to Disneyland.
In the future, loin cloths will be back in fashion and women will be kept in cages.
Metallica's crimes against metal were so bad, they got sent to San Quentin.
Cyndi Lauper was the Pied Piper of Manhattan back in 1983.
Lionel Richie is blind and is able to defy gravity.
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2010, 10:08:58 AM » |
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A good guitar chord can knock a man right through a second-story window.
Despite their differences, Jews and Arabs will happily dance together in public.
Gravity behaves sporadically in libraries.
Ray Stevens really is insane.
Wrenches are the weapon of choice for thugs and heroes alike.
Bearded men will appear out of thin air to help the socially awkward.
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 10:17:05 AM » |
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Terri Nunn spends most of her time in airplane graveyards.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 11:31:02 AM » |
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Courtney Cox can not dance very well.
Billy Joel works part time at a garage.
Madonna’s father is Danny Aiello.
Being “blinded with science” requires extensive psychotherapy.
In other to adapt from country to city life, one may receive treatment of A Clockwork Orange nature.
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2010, 02:34:57 PM » |
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when a person smokes and drinks, all they got loving-(Sublime What I Got)
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2010, 03:01:30 PM » |
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David Coverdale is only attracted to women when they're on the hood of a car.
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