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« on: January 31, 2010, 06:44:35 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 07:06:52 PM »

oh pwease, fwuck me hard
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 07:19:18 PM »

Finally, a p*ssy thats comes with a condom. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 10:49:15 PM »

Finally, a p*ssy thats comes with a condom. 

Indeed, that's Hello Kitty's slutty sister, Hello p***y.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 02:07:09 AM »




for when you REALLY want to say "hello kitty"!
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 08:38:10 AM »

Hello p***y was searching for her mum, Hello Slutty, so she decided to go prostituting in order to find her
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 04:28:48 PM »

"Introducing the new, Hello Kitty condom holder!  From Hello Kitty, making little girls slutty since 1974!"*


*That is the actual year too!  Look it up.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 07:33:22 PM »

So, is the Hello Kitty condom designed for penises with disproportionately huge heads?
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 08:24:58 PM »

well HELLO, Kitty
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2010, 12:39:23 PM »

this is the result if you give Hello Kitty some LSD!
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2010, 04:06:44 PM »

This is a much better idea than the Jar-Jar Binks condom dispenser.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2010, 10:38:40 PM »

this is what gay guys drag around
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2010, 09:49:12 AM »

Hello Kitty: yes, i want to buy this for my dad, Hello Tiger.
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