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Let's all be Friends.

« on: February 08, 2010, 05:58:35 PM »

Oh no!  Sammy the seal has been infected with the Rage Virus!


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 06:21:14 PM »

I always hated it when smart @sses would run into a family photo last minute. 

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 12:55:41 AM »

Sealial killer.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 03:31:35 AM »

In order to sneak cocaine past Japanese customs, some enterprising drug-runners hid packets inside fish in a seafood delivery scow.  Unbeknownst to them, some of the fish were shipped to the local zoo.
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Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
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Hi there!

« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 08:41:42 AM »

seal: My God, it's the ugliest things ever!

yeah no.
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 12:55:22 AM »

Grandpa always got a bit cranky during family photography.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 08:11:07 PM »

Chinese food, YUMMY!
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