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Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »

Does anybody want to buy and mail him a DVD of "The Strangeness?"  That should be pretty good nightmare fuel for him.

I've met women who expressed a loathing of the male organ - as in it disgusted or frightened them, so I guess it makes sense that there are guys who are freaked out by the female genitalia. 

I'll buy The Strangeness if you mail the girl a copy of Spasms.
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2010, 09:39:03 AM »

You know, around here we call guys who are allergic to vaginas "gay".

I suspect it's far more likely his way of putting some distance between him and at least some of those 26 million crazy, rabid TwiTards who would love nothing more than to satisfy their own "flesh and blood" desires with the poor guy. I mean, just consider things from his point of view. Every time I've seen him make an appearance on TV, he just looks so hesitant and apprehensive, probably expecting some 14-year old or looney tune housewife to randomly jump on stage to touch him, say that she's his biggest fan, gush about his movies, or harrass him in some other way. Can you blame him for perhaps putting up a fake facade to take the wind out of the sails out of even some of those freaks? I sure don't.

Also, having had some experience with British humor, I think it could've also been meant in jest, maybe even as a sly acknowledgement that yes, he does actually like it! 
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2010, 06:42:17 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2010, 09:04:28 PM »

Hey...Ive seen some scary vaginas...well...not too scary,I guess. Kinda scary when I woke up the next day. Needed penniciilin.Penniciilun. PENNISILLIN. PENN-AHHHH! HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS WORD!?!?!  hot

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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2010, 09:54:16 PM »

I tried to stay out of this, but my cursed brain... This might be one allergy where the main symptom is lack of swelling.

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