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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2010, 04:05:37 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2010, 06:00:26 PM »
From Flesh For Frankenstein:

"To know death, Otto, you have to f**k life... in the gall bladder."
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 07:32:06 AM »
From A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 04:00:36 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2010, 06:58:59 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2010, 08:29:11 AM »
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The Blob

"Doc Hallen is dead, and he was killed by some sort of a monster!"


(When the plot calls for the adults to disbelieve you, it's best to shed a few IQ points and explain things in the most childish way possible.)


Also from The Blob

"I don't like William."  Actually, the whole exchange between Jane and her little brother, but the topper was him asking if he can name a dog William, then immediately deciding against it. WTF?
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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 07:20:46 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 12:29:02 AM »
Quote from: Newt on February 20, 2010, 08:31:23 AM
From: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

You know, I've never actually sat through that one.  Is it at least tolerable in a "so bad it's good" way?

I mean, usually I see just about anything with Jason Statham kicking ass, but as the film Chaos proved, sometimes not even that's enough.  (Course, might have helped if JS was actually IN the move for more than thirty minutes...)
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 07:08:16 AM »
Pretty much anything from the movie R.O.T.O.R., but fast forward to around 5:35 in the video and check out the business meeting.

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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2010, 07:20:12 AM »
Quote from: Jack on May 25, 2010, 07:08:16 AM
Pretty much anything from the movie R.O.T.O.R.

The best for me is right at the beginning, when the doctor is giving his account to the cops: "The fresh October morning breeze blew across the ranch, the cattle were coming in for the morning feeding, and the buttery morning sun painted a golden glow through the ranch house windows."
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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2010, 07:28:08 AM »
Quote from: BTM on May 25, 2010, 12:29:02 AM
You know, I've never actually sat through that one.  Is it at least tolerable in a "so bad it's good" way?
If it is kickass action you are looking for, it might come off a bit slow in the beginning.  JS is put in a positon where he needs to act...maybe he should stick to bashing heads.  The battle scenes are good: you can SEE where the money was spent (it was Boll's biggest budget as of that date).  Ron Perlman was under-used (IMO); Matthew Lillard chewed up the scenery nicely and Ray Liotta's fight scenes are a giggle.

It has its moments.  I first saw it at the Toronto After Dark film festival - its Canadian premiere - and it was a blast sitting with an audience of people who were 'into' this type of movie.  You know what is coming - I think every cliché associated with the genre is represented - you could feel the anticipation build as we awaited the 'punch'.  Then, when it comes, it is dealt with a very light hand and everyone laughed in appreciation (sounded like delight to me).  This was an audience that had a significant component of people who had come to ridicule - so the movie came off fairly well, I think.  The experience was a hoot: it is very susceptible to riffing.  Wink

I swear the actors were having fun with it.  That always makes a movie more fun for me.

 
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2010, 07:46:04 PM »
I kind of love In The Name of the King; so much unintentional hilarity! TeddyR
For ridiculous lines it's pretty hard to top Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Whaaa?
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2010, 07:53:12 PM »
Quote from: ChaosTheory on May 25, 2010, 07:46:04 PM
I kind of love In The Name of the King; so much unintentional hilarity! TeddyR

As do I!  Karma to you for that.   Thumbup
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« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2010, 08:22:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaosTheory on May 25, 2010, 07:46:04 PM
For ridiculous lines it's pretty hard to top Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Whaaa?

I just watched the MST3K version of that the other night. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2010, 08:55:48 PM »
From NINJA BACHELOR PARTY:

Clarence:  "This ninja training has broken my addiction!  I don't crave Robutussin at all!"
Dr. Death: "Is that a pharmacy?"
Clarence:  "WHERE???"
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