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3mnkids
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« on: February 18, 2010, 03:14:23 PM »

http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america

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Tired of taking off your giant sweat pants before you go to work at Wal-Mart? Sick of taking off your huge jeans before falling asleep with Jay Leno and a Dominoís box on your lap? The American Dream is alive and well, losers, because now you can just put on a gigantic pair of ďpajama jeansĒ and be done with it. No more dirty laundry everywhere, because itís all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because itís the last clothing youíll ever need. Giant T-shirt and tattoos on your ankles sold separately
     TeddyR   I love wonkette..

The video of this uh, amazing product? is pretty funny, in a pathetic kinda way.    http://www.pajamajeans.com/

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 05:19:58 PM »

I love one of the comments over there:

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Now if only they could make them uglier and more expensive, Iíd love them.
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3mnkids
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 07:20:28 PM »

The comments on Wonkette are usually pretty damn funny. Here are a couple of my favs from this article

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Do they come with Oxycontin in the pockets or do I have to provide that myself?

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Once I customize them to include a bag (and a time-release Febreeze patch), I can poop in them while I sleep!




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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 07:25:18 PM »

http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america

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TNo more dirty laundry everywhere, because itís all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because itís the last clothing youíll ever need.
     TeddyR   




yes, you wear the pants over your tuxedo, suit, dress, and you will never clean it because it will morph onto your skin!
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yeah no.
Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 03:30:13 AM »

Stay tuned for the shower cap beanie.
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