Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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Joe the Destroyer
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 10:50:53 PM » |
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Either that was a very elaborate joke, or evidence that someone stupider than Sarah Palin exists. Congrats, Sarah, if the latter is true.
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 11:30:55 PM » |
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They are out there. And they reproduce.
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flackbait
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 12:39:12 AM » |
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They are out there. And they reproduce.
Here's to hoping they become darwin award canidates before that!  |
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Jack
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 07:41:42 AM » |
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Reminds me of some guy I saw on TV the other day who was getting girls to enthusiastically sign his petition to end women's suffrage. 'Cause suffering is bad you know.
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Factory smoke and acetylene light
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Fausto
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 10:32:17 AM » |
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Meanwhile, Stephanie Meyer is in the process of suing Bram Stoker for stealing her concept.
Kids today...
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Skull
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 10:43:08 AM » |
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It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. ??? I guess this person has never seen... An American Werewolf in London (1981) or The Company of Wolves (1984).... Werewolves are not supose to be cute and cuddly, thats the Penguins of Madagascar... :) |
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 11:59:40 AM » |
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I'm guessing the writer is a teenager who has no idea movies were made before 2000.
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Skull
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 12:07:34 PM » |
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I'm guessing the writer is a teenager who has no idea movies were made before 2000.
Or has any idea of the werewolf folklore...  An image from a sixteen century woodcut... (Hmmm... Looks like a deformed mutation of a rabid dog.) |
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 12:50:01 PM » |
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I personally feel its a crime against humanity that Stephanie Myers has made millions off writing such horsesh*t. Twilight's central theme can be boiled down to a bunch of supernatural teens in a forest complaining about life. The end...
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 05:05:46 PM » |
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I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh until the cows come home. That has to be the best story I have ever heard in a long time. I'm so using that my Weekly News Summary for one of my classes. It'll be a hoot!  I personally have nothing against Twilight the movie or book series, but if I wanted to read or watch a love story about a human and a vampire, I would read the manga Chibi Vampire or watch Karin. Much better story! |
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2010, 02:39:28 PM » |
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May they all be called "Twi-tards" and not "Twi-hards".
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If not now, when?
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nilbog
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 09:58:52 PM » |
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That letter is hilarious. What an idiot to think that Twilight invented werewolves. I'm sure they think that it invented Vampires too - If they see a vampire that dies in sun light instead of sparkling they may just write another of these letters!
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SynapticBoomstick
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2010, 07:47:57 PM » |
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 Just no. This is stupid on a level all its own.
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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